if u had 5 mins alone w me right now… what would u do first?..
if u had 5 mins alone w me right now… what would u do first? 🥵
2025-05-13 19:31:03 +0000 UTC View Post
toddy2thotty posts
need a hot take: socks on or off during sex? 👀 asking for sc..
need a hot take: socks on or off during sex? 👀 asking for science.
2025-05-12 18:02:03 +0000 UTC View Posthonestly i just took this and thought i looked hot. not doin..
honestly i just took this and thought i looked hot. not doing anything with it, just putting it here so you can suffer a little 😏
2025-05-10 18:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: i shaved just my beard because i got distracted mid-pro..
POV: i shaved just my beard because i got distracted mid-process
2025-05-07 17:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post
happy cinco de drinko 🍻someone come take my phone before i s..
happy cinco de drinko 🍻someone come take my phone before i start posting unhinged thirst traps again (too late)
2025-05-05 17:02:09 +0000 UTC View Post
accidentally started a house fire trying to make eggs, but a..
accidentally started a house fire trying to make eggs, but at least i looked good doing it 😇
2025-05-03 16:12:05 +0000 UTC View Postaccidentally looked good this morning, still managed to spil..
accidentally looked good this morning, still managed to spill coffee down my chest tho… balance!
accidentally looked too good in this selfie, so now you’re s..
accidentally looked too good in this selfie, so now you’re stuck thinking about me…sry not sry 😘
2025-05-01 18:11:04 +0000 UTC View Posti accidentally made eye contact with myself in the mirror wh..
i accidentally made eye contact with myself in the mirror while shirtless, and ngl… i blushed
2025-04-30 17:00:41 +0000 UTC View Postfound this pic from like 3 weeks ago. no clue what i was thi..
found this pic from like 3 weeks ago. no clue what i was thinking but i look good so whatever 😮💨
2025-04-29 16:34:48 +0000 UTC View Post
i look like a sad playlist and a half-charged phonee charger
i look like a sad playlist and a half-charged phonee charger
2025-04-27 16:51:11 +0000 UTC View Postlike this if u miss thotty toddy 🙈
like this if u miss thotty toddy 🙈
2025-04-27 00:06:06 +0000 UTC View Postnot sure if i look hot or haunted in this but here you go.
not sure if i look hot or haunted in this but here you go.
2025-04-25 20:17:06 +0000 UTC View Post
i look like i overthink texts but send nudes with no warning
i look like i overthink texts but send nudes with no warning
2025-04-23 17:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I’M FEEELING FREAKKKYYYYY. MEEEET ME IN THE DM’S!!!!
I’M FEEELING FREAKKKYYYYY. MEEEET ME IN THE DM’S!!!!
2025-04-20 00:06:05 +0000 UTC View Postlike this post if you like erewhon smoothies i won’t judge y..
like this post if you like erewhon smoothies i won’t judge you
2025-04-19 17:30:07 +0000 UTC View Postdm me “🔞” for some free nudez!!!!
dm me “🔞” for some free nudez!!!!
2025-04-19 00:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
yes i sleep like this. no i won’t stop. 😏
yes i sleep like this. no i won’t stop. 😏
2025-04-15 14:01:00 +0000 UTC View Postnot to be dramatic but i literally just laid on the couch…an..
not to be dramatic but i literally just laid on the couch…and i can’t get up. helppppp
2025-04-15 00:02:42 +0000 UTC View Postjust know i’m laying down rn and probably ignoring 12 respon..
just know i’m laying down rn and probably ignoring 12 responsibilities
2025-04-14 01:00:22 +0000 UTC View Postyou ever clean your room, sit in silence for 3 minutes, and ..
you ever clean your room, sit in silence for 3 minutes, and then suddenly spiral?
yeah same. happy saturday 😌