Hey pindick -- This one is for you. I kept it short. Like y..
Hey pindick --
This one is for you. I kept it short. Like your cock.
mistressvice posts
Been suffering with back pain all week but guess what? Vodka..
Been suffering with back pain all week but guess what?
Vodka is a cure all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm bored and playing on Pixlr. We should have some fun in..
I'm bored and playing on Pixlr.
We should have some fun instead. HMU I'm dressed for cam calls.
Mmm it must be your lucky day, pet. Not only am I wearing ab..
Mmm it must be your lucky day, pet. Not only am I wearing absolutely skin tight shorts, but I am also allowing you to worship my ass. Short and sweet, it's an excellent addition to your gooning adventures.
2022-10-18 06:20:27 +0000 UTC View PostLet's do it. Available all day for sexting and c2c and whate..
Let's do it. Available all day for sexting and c2c and whatever the fuck else you may have in mind. Also, go ahead and subscribe to my VIP page.
I have dropped so many videos on @mistressvicevip it's just silly. You could easily goon all day to the hot as fuck content I post.
It's official, the reviews are in. I'm pretty freaking amaz..
It's official, the reviews are in.
I'm pretty freaking amazing!
Premium still $25 but now includes 3 min C2C with me and VIP is only $10! Quit dicking around! Sub to my new sn@p on profile or click @mistressvicevip!
OMG I FORGOT I WAS SAVING ALL MY GOOGLE PHOTOS AND JUST DELE..
OMG I FORGOT I WAS SAVING ALL MY GOOGLE PHOTOS AND JUST DELETED 4 GB WORTH OF CONTENT HOLY CRAP
2022-10-14 08:30:03 +0000 UTC View PostI love playing in puddles! Yeah yeah you can lick my boots..
I love playing in puddles!
Yeah yeah you can lick my boots after, whatever, if you insist.
Was looking for something interesting to post but then I fou..
Was looking for something interesting to post but then I found this gif.
Now imagine it's in my strap on belt and you're bent over in front of me.
You're welcome.
I filmed myself just randomly getting off and released a squ..
I filmed myself just randomly getting off and released a squirt of epic power...I'll be editing and releasing the video at some point soon. NOT TO BE MISSED!
2022-10-13 13:40:36 +0000 UTC View PostIf you do NOTHING else with your day, at least say good morn..
If you do NOTHING else with your day, at least say good morning back. 😁
2022-10-12 09:20:32 +0000 UTC View PostAss Worship Wednesday....my favorite day of the week.
Ass Worship Wednesday....my favorite day of the week.
2022-10-12 04:38:40 +0000 UTC View PostI really want to post this on TT but don't want to lose 2 ac..
I really want to post this on TT but don't want to lose 2 accounts in one day so here you go.
Heed my words.
That last video is included with VIP. @mistressvicevip Just..
That last video is included with VIP.
@mistressvicevip
Just sayin.
Discounts on multiple months if you're so brave. Be my plaything. It's fun on the dark side.
Your place is naturally at my feet, it's simply where you be..
Your place is naturally at my feet, it's simply where you belong. We both know it. It's time you learn your fate and accept de feet 🤣🤣
2022-10-08 23:53:53 +0000 UTC View Post"It's good to be King" he says in a moment of post-coital bl..
"It's good to be King" he says in a moment of post-coital bliss.
Yes, yes it is, she agrees.
Bro if you're here? Let's fight. I'll make you cry into your..
Bro if you're here? Let's fight. I'll make you cry into your panties and beg for mercy.
I will not do it on sn@p because I like my account and pussies like this talk shit and report my reply, thereby making me lose my account.
I violate no TOS by posting daily rules. I don't even advertise sites on there. If you can't handle rules GO BACK TO KINDERGARTEN.
ZERO TOLERANCE FOR INCELS.
DESTROY ALL INCELS.
I might have fucking COVID. 1st test negative but apparently..
I might have fucking COVID. 1st test negative but apparently I have to retest....at any rate, I'm not feeling stellar so I may be slower than normal.
It's not you, it's me. I promise. ❤️
Is this TRUE??? It is? Are you sure? OK. I believe you. I ..
Is this TRUE???
It is? Are you sure?
OK. I believe you. I suppose you'd like my opinion on it. I've got LOADS of opinions *ESPECIALLY* when it comes to cock so...
TIP ON THIS POST NOW for your very own Dick Rating by the Illustrius Mistress Vice.
OPTIONS:
Scale of #1-#10 with a paragraph or two = $10
Audio rating: 2-3 minutes = $15
VIDEO rating: 4-5 minutes (these are the BEST) = $25
Note: I lean towards the...humiliating so if you'd like a genuine vanilla style rating just let me know.
If you're too pussy to tip here, send me a DM. Either way, just freaking do it already. You're boring me and I'm beginning to question your manhood.
The thought of getting on my hands and knees to do anything ..
The thought of getting on my hands and knees to do anything is beyond me, especially since there are so many of you to do it for me.
I'd like to put you in a frilly dress and get you on the floor on all fours...I'd hand you a scrub brush and put your ass to work.
I'm about to get myself off and then edit some fun Toesday c..
I'm about to get myself off and then edit some fun Toesday content.
You're not going to want to miss it.
@mistressvicevip
About to take and then drop a whole bunch of Ass content on ..
About to take and then drop a whole bunch of Ass content on my VIP.
If you're not there you'll either miss it or have to pay for it and miss my other fantasmagoric content.
Just sayin.
@mistressvicevip
Come play on @mistressvicevip where the pics and vids are un..
Come play on @mistressvicevip where the pics and vids are uncensored and long, and the streets are paved with gold. Beats the Hell out of this page. Just sayin.
2022-10-03 19:30:24 +0000 UTC View PostSneak peek of my Halloween costume....any guesses on who I'l..
Sneak peek of my Halloween costume....any guesses on who I'll be dressing as?
Wrong answers only.
So many things to do today, where shall I begin? Napyime I'm..
So many things to do today, where shall I begin?
Napyime I'm thinking. I've already had my caffeine and gotten fucked silly so that sounds about right. I'll be available for shows and sessions after 11am.
Use the time I offer wisely.
I will be posting a schedule.
A quick little tutorial for you foot bitches. Spoiler: they'..
A quick little tutorial for you foot bitches. Spoiler: they're not clean.
2022-10-02 19:50:26 +0000 UTC View PostIf you want to give me money and bounce I'm totally on board..
If you want to give me money and bounce I'm totally on board.
2022-10-01 23:38:05 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the wayback machine.... But still it DOES feel so good..
From the wayback machine....
But still it DOES feel so good to submit. To have me control your movements, your mind, so simple to become mush in my hands.
Send and kneel.
I'll be online pretty much all day so don't forget to HMU fo..
I'll be online pretty much all day so don't forget to HMU for a hot, steamy session. I will rock your socks ALL the way off. Or you can sub to my VIP page @mistressviceVIP and goon your day away.
2022-09-30 14:31:40 +0000 UTC View PostHere's some free humiliation for you all: I think you're a ..
Here's some free humiliation for you all:
I think you're a total joke. I do this for entertainment and taking your money is a fucking bonus. So pay me to exist you worthless fucking sack of shit. You jerk off to pics of a woman you will NEVER EVER HAVE. NEVER. There isn't even one close to me. I'm just THAT uniquely fucking amazing.
So now go snuggle with your bunk ass wife and ruminate on the fact that you'd rather pay me to BS with you than deal with your actual legal wife.
You're fucking welcome dipshit.