

Here's some free humiliation for you all:
I think you're a total joke. I do this for entertainment and taking your money is a fucking bonus. So pay me to exist you worthless fucking sack of shit. You jerk off to pics of a woman you will NEVER EVER HAVE. NEVER. There isn't even one close to me. I'm just THAT uniquely fucking amazing.
So now go snuggle with your bunk ass wife and ruminate on the fact that you'd rather pay me to BS with you than deal with your actual legal wife.
You're fucking welcome dipshit.