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I woke up all motivated and taking pics and editing pics and..
I woke up all motivated and taking pics and editing pics and doing all the things and now Im really ready for a nap.
2022-11-22 21:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostConsidering entering a new phrase of my artistic exploration..
Considering entering a new phrase of my artistic exploration, combining my love of horror and porn. Now since so much of my fave stuff - zombies, brain eating, b100d dr1nkg is against protocol here, I'm thinking...and stay with me here....zombie ALIENS. Because they bl33d blue or purple or green or something and this way I can make gory stuff with fun colors for all to enjoy!
Who's down for some B rated gore porn?!?!
So pumped for zombies right now.... Also this filter is end..
So pumped for zombies right now....
Also this filter is endlessly entertaining.
Been doing some shopping around for cute new cosplay ideas a..
Been doing some shopping around for cute new cosplay ideas and other sexy gear....
Any requests?
Feel free to send and fund my habit.
I really just feel like laying around all day....
I really just feel like laying around all day....
2022-11-18 19:51:42 +0000 UTC View PostScrew consciousness. That's what I say.
Screw consciousness.
That's what I say.
I was wondering why I feel so good and then I remembered I j..
I was wondering why I feel so good and then I remembered I just ate 100mg edibles.
Good times.
Throwback to the rainbow hair I absolutely adored....imagine..
Throwback to the rainbow hair I absolutely adored....imagine I was standing like this in your presence.
What would you do?
I'm dropping it here next OR you can avail yourself to all o..
I'm dropping it here next OR you can avail yourself to all of my fine content by subscribing. Only a few spots and days left at 50% off....
@mistressvicevip @mistressvicevip
I feel so...normal. That's not right.
I feel so...normal. That's not right.
2022-11-14 06:41:28 +0000 UTC View PostI had an eloquently written and informative caption for this..
I had an eloquently written and informative caption for this and I lost it.
Oh well.
Bottom line: ACTUAL service is in benefit of, to the aid of another. Not a selfish backdoor way to get dick stroking tasks. Like come the fuck on.
A daily affirmation for dipshits, dumbfucks, and losers alik..
A daily affirmation for dipshits, dumbfucks, and losers alike. Learn it, live it, love it. Only $3 for an incredible audio.
2022-11-13 08:43:01 +0000 UTC View PostCum to the dark side @mistressvicevip
Cum to the dark side @mistressvicevip
2022-11-13 08:20:59 +0000 UTC View PostI can't stop eating frozen confections...
I can't stop eating frozen confections...
2022-11-13 07:11:58 +0000 UTC View PostKneel and lean over pet. You know you want to... Serving a G..
Kneel and lean over pet. You know you want to...
Serving a Goddess such as myself is a Unique Opportunity for you to find Meaning in Life.
Because if you're not worshipping me, what are you *really* doing with your life?
Yoooo I have some spots left in my 50% OFF sale....@Mistress..
Yoooo I have some spots left in my 50% OFF sale....@MistressViceVIP now only $5 through 11/22.
Don't fuck up.
Go figure I just finish typing out a ridiculously long messa..
Go figure I just finish typing out a ridiculously long message and the freaking site goes down. Fuck me.
2022-11-09 03:50:04 +0000 UTC View PostMy phone is officially effed. I'm transferring minimum amou..
My phone is officially effed.
I'm transferring minimum amounts of my content to new phone, so probably whatever I offer for the next 3 days is going to be offered and then gone so pick up what you can while you can!
Who's ready for their whoopin?
Who's ready for their whoopin?
2022-11-07 21:34:52 +0000 UTC View PostNot sure if saltfish is still around but HMU to get hooked u..
Not sure if saltfish is still around but HMU to get hooked up with free sex toys...
Now, who wants to try this out with me? I have several sized attachments now.
New photo set in editing....heres a taste of what you'll be ..
New photo set in editing....heres a taste of what you'll be missing.
I look good in red dont I?
CUSTOMS FAQ AND PRICE LIST. Pick your poison.
CUSTOMS FAQ AND PRICE LIST.
Pick your poison.
I had planned on sharing pics from Chiller Theatre but then ..
I had planned on sharing pics from Chiller Theatre but then I remembered- I'd need 2257 forms from everyone in them and I didn't do that.
I hung out with Robert John Burke though. He's my new spirit animal. 🤣
Messaging still appears to be bonkers....anyone get a messag..
Messaging still appears to be bonkers....anyone get a message from me earlier??
2022-11-01 01:40:46 +0000 UTC View PostOne of you asked me how much for a 1.5 minute long custom an..
One of you asked me how much for a 1.5 minute long custom and now I can't find your message (OF messaging is uber boned rn, if you haven't noticed)
SO. For a 1.5 minute long custom video where I'm wearing a strapon and fucking myself with another dildo is $30. Customs have a $50 minimum. Add another minute and send 50%. Then I'll begin production.
HERE ARE MY RATES FOR THE REST OF YOU 💗💗💗💗💗
FINALLY about to leave for Chiller Theatre!!! I will have pi..
FINALLY about to leave for Chiller Theatre!!! I will have pics to post.
Here's a couple pics from Chiller past AND my schmacy hotel.
Be excited. I sure as shit am.
Good morning pets and playthings. What will you be doing t..
Good morning pets and playthings.
What will you be doing to serve your Goddess (aka ME) today?
I saw we session. Hmu, DMs always open. And DON'T FORGET TO WEIGH IN ON MY LATEST POLL!!!
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Messaging on here is sooooo effed up I can't even!
Messaging on here is sooooo effed up I can't even!
2022-10-23 10:57:20 +0000 UTC View PostI HAVE BEEN ROBBED!!! Someone stole all of my peppers. I wen..
I HAVE BEEN ROBBED!!!
Someone stole all of my peppers. I went back over a week on my surveillance camera and found nothing except stray felines on my porch. They are not suspects at this time.
Anyone with information pertaining to the theft of my cayenne pepper harvest, a reward is is being offered for information leading to a beat down.