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How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
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What do you get when you jingle a man’s balls?
A white Christmas.
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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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I saw a beaver movie last night. It was the best dam movie I have ever seen.
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I couldn’t marry the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.
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I've been a terribly naughty girl this year, I imagine Santa will be skipping my house entirely.
But if you want to get me something for xmas...
https://throne.com/bubblegumglitch
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I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
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I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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What did the elephant ask the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that thing.
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Did you butt dial me?
I swear your booty is calling me.
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I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
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What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s pants?
Pockets.
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How did the police catch the naked man breaking into Zales?
They grabbed him by the jewels.
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I had to go the doctor because I've been having lots of irregular bowel movements. They diagnosed me with all kinds of weird shit.
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Though I have no idea what I'm doing with it yet, It would appear I have a YouTube channel. https://www.youtube.com/@shapeshiftingstoryteller
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
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Interested in reading my blog? https://www.pat reon.com/c/BubblegumGlitch Interested in reading my blog? For $1 a month you can join my patre0n and get an inside look at what it's like to start a career in porn! https://www.pat reon.com/c/BubblegumGlitch (don't forget to remove the space. OF won't let me link patre0n)
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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Want more gaming content? I'm on Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/shapeshifting_storyteller
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The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no word to describe how angry I am.
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I've updated my wishlist in case anyone is feeling a little extra generous this Holiday season 🙈 https://throne.com/bubblegumglitch
What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over.
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Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done.
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Since there's been some interest, I think I'm going to leave this account the way it is and open a VIP account for $25 where there is absolutely NO PPV, only the option to tip. It'll be mostly all the same content as here without the extra cost, a few exclusives, and I will likely be treating it higher priority as far as chatting and live streaming goes.
Please like this post if you'd be interested and when I've got it set up I'll send you a DM and knock 50 - 75% off the first month for anyone who currently has a paid subscription here (Or has spent more than $25 on content over the last month).
