Reminder ❤️
Reminder ❤️
2020-12-06 00:13:04 +0000 UTC View Post
dylanjamesxo posts
It’s Star Wars Saturday!! Mandalorian at 6pm, and we are sta..
It’s Star Wars Saturday!! Mandalorian at 6pm, and we are starting muhfuckin Clone Wars tonniiiggghhtttt!! ALSOOOO! I’m live streaming next Friday. Due to popular demand, I added the video calls back into stuff I’m raffling off. $25 per entry to win Video Chat, $20 per entry to win a live painting. I’m no Bob Ross, but I have a happy little bush. 😈😘
2020-12-05 16:06:21 +0000 UTC View Post
We are watching these tonight starting at 6pm. Eli is on Net..
We are watching these tonight starting at 6pm. Eli is on Netflix, Krampus origins is on Amazon Prime. We will start Krampus at 8pm.
2020-12-04 22:23:32 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! You read that right. 6 prizes to be given away..
Good morning! You read that right. 6 prizes to be given away during next Friday’s live stream! To be entered to win a video chat, tip this post $25. I give you a number. I keep track, you keep track. To be entered for the paintings, tip this post $20. Same idea, I give you a number. We keep track. I will draw 3 numbers for video chat and 2 numbers for the paintings. Enter as many times as you’d like. Also, highest tipper during live stream will win the lingerie that I’m wearing that night. This is gonna be a fun one guys! I’m excited!!
2020-12-04 17:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostLive steam update! Still going next Friday. 6pm PST Raffling..
Live steam update! Still going next Friday. 6pm PST Raffling off: 2 different paintings. $20 per entry per painting. 3 video chats. $25 per entry. Tip this post, get a number. I keep track, I suggest you do too. Also, I have a sexy red teddy I’m planning on wearing...highest tipper gets it after the live stream. Let’s play 💋
2020-12-04 01:21:10 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Conspiracy Theory Thursday. Today I’m conspiring on ho..
Happy Conspiracy Theory Thursday. Today I’m conspiring on how to keep my OnlyFans your favorite. Big Titties ✅ Memes ✅ Brand new POV content ✅ Live streaming next Friday ✅ Awesome raffles ✅ Hilarity and shenanigans ✅ WAP ✅ Squirting ✅ Strip Tease Advent Calendar ✅ Patron Saint of Smut and Nerdiness ✅ 2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree❌ Fuck. I tried guys. Will you accept 2 horrible cats and a bearded dragon? If so, I’m your girl!!
2020-12-03 17:06:23 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not gonna say this is gonna be the best 15 seconds of yo..
I’m not gonna say this is gonna be the best 15 seconds of your day....but...I’m not gonna say it WON’T be the best 15 seconds of your day either.
2020-12-03 00:45:46 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! It’s Hump it or Dump it Wednesday! You can sen..
Good morning! It’s Hump it or Dump it Wednesday! You can send me a selfie of your face or your Peter Dicklage with $7 and I tell you if I would smash or trash. Also! I’m live streaming Dec 11. Going to raffle off a live painting. If you would like the chance to win that, it’s $25 to enter my raffle. You can tip this post. It brings your message to the top of my inbox, and then I give you a number. Easy peasy. ❤️
2020-12-02 16:59:40 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t send blasts, but I want you to know I’m on my Dreamg..
I can’t send blasts, but I want you to know I’m on my Dreamgirl shit right now. Feel free to donate to the Sudafed fund 🤧
2020-12-02 02:51:41 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t send blasts...but the nipple piercing question remin..
I can’t send blasts...but the nipple piercing question reminded me that I had this gem saved in my content vault. 😂 I blame Sudafed for this over share right now. Your girl is stuffy and loopy. 🤧😩🥺
2020-12-02 02:48:16 +0000 UTC View PostShould i pierce my nipples again?
Should i pierce my nipples again?
2020-12-02 02:13:31 +0000 UTC View PostSave the date. Dec 11, 6pm. Live streaming. It’s the holiday..
Save the date. Dec 11, 6pm. Live streaming. It’s the holidays so I’m switching it up. Gonna raffle off a live painting. You can hang it on your wall and be like, “Yo, the baddest bitch I know did that.” And they’ll be like, “Gamora paints?!” And you’ll be like...”Fuck man. I don’t know. But Dylan James does.” $25 per entry.
2020-12-01 19:40:01 +0000 UTC View PostI’m rating your cock meat all day! $10. 1-10 rate. SPH is $1..
I’m rating your cock meat all day! $10. 1-10 rate. SPH is $13. Videos gotta be under a minute, $25 for me to view. Show me whatcha got! 😈
2020-12-01 17:09:50 +0000 UTC View PostBest memes from the day! They got lost in the queue, so here..
Best memes from the day! They got lost in the queue, so here they are! Goodnight guys! Thank you again, tremendously for your support! I appreciate you ALL!
2020-12-01 05:57:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Marvel Monday!! Avengers Endgame at 6!!
Marvel Monday!! Avengers Endgame at 6!!
2020-11-30 17:02:19 +0000 UTC View PostToday is the last day you can tip me $35 and get on my naugh..
Today is the last day you can tip me $35 and get on my naughty list for the FULL set of the strip tease advent calendar pics. Sexy pictures from December 1 until Christmas! There is also going to be a special treat on Christmas Day for everyone that’s on Dylan’s Deviant list. Get in on this! P.S. Your Christmas gift is NOT this blooper. That would be hilarious though. Lucky for you guys i actually like spoiling my fans. 😘😘
2020-11-30 16:06:24 +0000 UTC View PostWitching hour shenanigans. Tip this post if you think BearCa..
Witching hour shenanigans. Tip this post if you think BearCat should make a life size replica of himself out of hair balls.
2020-11-30 11:34:55 +0000 UTC View PostI scheduled this picture to go out on Halloween. OnlyFans is..
I scheduled this picture to go out on Halloween. OnlyFans is REALLY behind schedule. 😂😂 Jk...my scheduled DM’s aren’t working, I sent memes as tests during the day on Sunday and didn’t see any of them....but my scheduled front page posts are working. Here’s your midnight snack picture. No...I’m not awake. I logged off at 9ish...I just am making sure you still have content. Because I loves ya! 😘😘
2020-11-30 08:03:25 +0000 UTC View PostMy DM’s still arent working. I was gonna send a sweet goodni..
My DM’s still arent working. I was gonna send a sweet goodnight message like i usually do, but i cant stop laughing at this, and i think you will like it too. Ninight
2020-11-30 05:33:28 +0000 UTC View PostDamn...we lost the OG Vader. Rest in Power, big daddy.
Damn...we lost the OG Vader. Rest in Power, big daddy.
2020-11-29 17:02:44 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Sinner Sunday! OnlyFans is being a twat with scheduled..
Happy Sinner Sunday! OnlyFans is being a twat with scheduled locked content so...we are gonna wing it today. Again. Fingers crossed lol. ALSO, 2 more days to get in on the strip tease advent calendar. $35 gets you brand new pics every day until Christmas. If you want the FULL set, it’s best to pay for it before Dec 1. Otherwise you won’t get all 25 days. ❤️ Tip this post $35 and I add you to my naughty list 😘
2020-11-29 16:06:07 +0000 UTC View PostFYI you guys may see DM’s coming up that say “test” or have ..
FYI you guys may see DM’s coming up that say “test” or have a time stamp on them. I’m trying to figure out a work around with OnlyFans screwing up my locked blasts. They are gonna be cheap as hell if you want to unlock. They are randomly getting sent and I don’t know how to get around that. But I’m gonna keep trying!
2020-11-29 04:45:40 +0000 UTC View PostSPACEBALLS THREAD!!! This is streaming on Starz, but if you ..
SPACEBALLS THREAD!!! This is streaming on Starz, but if you have to pay to rent it, let me know and I will give you a month free subscription to offset the rental cost. ❤️
2020-11-29 01:47:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Need some votes for Friday night fright. What looks good?
Need some votes for Friday night fright. What looks good?
2020-11-28 21:41:07 +0000 UTC View PostReminder...I have some super sexy pics that are gonna make e..
Reminder...I have some super sexy pics that are gonna make every day feel like Christmas for you starting Dec 1. If you would like to get in on the strip tease advent calendar, tip this post $35 and I’ll add you to my extra naughty list. I have a VERY special gift on Christmas Day for you too. Let’s have a Holly Jolly XXXmas! 💋
2020-11-28 19:32:11 +0000 UTC View Post