I’ll act like a stripper, if you’ll make it rain on this bod..
I’ll act like a stripper, if you’ll make it rain on this bodyodyody! 🤑
2020-11-28 18:04:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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Happy StarWars Saturday! New Mandalorian at 5pm, and Spaceba..
Happy StarWars Saturday! New Mandalorian at 5pm, and Spaceballs at 6pm. Spaceballs is available on Starz and Hulu premium. (I got the free 7 day trial through Amazon prime) or you can rent it on YouTube. Bring your big nerd out, we are going in tonight lol.
2020-11-28 16:05:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Well awesome...I planned cheap Black Friday content every 45..
Well awesome...I planned cheap Black Friday content every 45-60 minutes today and OnlyFans isn’t sending it out. And I can’t upload individually either. Great. So...I guess I’ll be selling JUST personality today. *jazz hands*
2020-11-27 18:45:27 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! It’s BLACK FRIDAY NIGHT FRIGHT! We’re watching..
Good morning! It’s BLACK FRIDAY NIGHT FRIGHT! We’re watching this at 6pm and I’m sending out discounted swag all day. 🤘🏼I’ll be pulling the cheap ass Black Friday stuff back tonight when I log out, so if you see something you like, snatch it up. Also-I’m doing a strip tease Advent calendar. Tip this post $25 until 9pm to get the Black Friday discount. 😘 Once you tip, I add you to a list and you get brand new pics every day until Christmas. That’s a sweet ass deal.
2020-11-27 16:08:21 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Thanksgiving! I’ll be offline today, but I wanted to w..
Happy Thanksgiving! I’ll be offline today, but I wanted to wish you a safe and wonderful holiday. ❤️I’ll still be taking orders for my advent calendar (see pinned post) but I won’t be able to respond as fast as I usually do today. Rest assured I will add you to my list the moment I log back on. I scheduled some fun stuff for you today so hopefully you won’t miss me too much. Xoxo, Dylan
2020-11-26 16:04:30 +0000 UTC View PostOnlyFans is spazzing. I can’t upload any content.
OnlyFans is spazzing. I can’t upload any content.
2020-11-25 20:50:56 +0000 UTC View PostThe face you make when it’s all sack and no joy toys. I am d..
The face you make when it’s all sack and no joy toys. I am doing rad stuff today. If you want to get in on the strip tease advent calendar I’m sending out starting Dec 1, tip this post $35. That gets you added to my Christmas list with all the other naughty elves. Once you are added, you will get brand new pics from this set daily, and on Christmas, you’ll get a very special gift from me. 💋 Everyone who gets in before Thanksgiving gets a free bonus treat. 😘
2020-11-25 16:03:21 +0000 UTC View PostI have some fun stuff in store for my deviant little elves....
I have some fun stuff in store for my deviant little elves...I’m going to do a strip tease advent calendar. Everyone who tips this post $35 will get exclusive naughty Mistress Clause pictures daily, (starting Dec 1) and something VERY EXTRA SPECIAL on Christmas. I have some extra goodies for those of you who get in on this before Dec 1. I can’t be under your tree, but I’m still gonna make sure you have wood. 😈
2020-11-25 03:57:27 +0000 UTC View PostHehe, I love this! I’m a Dickney Porncess! 😂 🍆💦👸👅👄💦
Hehe, I love this! I’m a Dickney Porncess! 😂 🍆💦👸👅👄💦
2020-11-24 23:36:32 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! It’s Dylan Dick Rate Tuesday! $10 cock ratings..
Good morning! It’s Dylan Dick Rate Tuesday! $10 cock ratings until 5pm. Show me what you’re working with 💋
2020-11-24 16:08:09 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s lunchtime. That must be why Onlyfans is eating my msgs...
It’s lunchtime. That must be why Onlyfans is eating my msgs. Smh
2020-11-23 20:25:20 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s nerd the fuck out! It’s Meme & Marvel Monday, muhfucka..
Let’s nerd the fuck out! It’s Meme & Marvel Monday, muhfuckas! Avengers Infinity War at 6pm, and roasting the fuck out of me all day until then. Use this picture and do your worst. 🤣 Today is a free for all...Use any pics you have purchased in the past and meme away. Helpful hint: Easier for me to find them later in my gallery when you use a big font. For whatever reason, the tops keep getting cut off in my thumbnails so I can’t always read the caption. The easiest app to use is Memetic. Have fun! 😘😘
2020-11-23 16:05:54 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Sinner Sunday. I need you to kneel...right there. This ..
It’s Sinner Sunday. I need you to kneel...right there. This temple is equipped to withstand holy hell. Throw all your tithings at my alter and I will continue to bless you with this heavenly booty. Amen.
2020-11-22 16:04:49 +0000 UTC View Post15 minutes until Star Wars IX ❤️❤️
15 minutes until Star Wars IX ❤️❤️
2020-11-22 01:49:08 +0000 UTC View Post15 minutes until new Mandalorian 😍
15 minutes until new Mandalorian 😍
2020-11-22 00:47:04 +0000 UTC View PostOnlyfans is spazzing out again. It’s eating my msgs. 😩 I’m g..
Onlyfans is spazzing out again. It’s eating my msgs. 😩 I’m getting snackies for tonight. I’ll pop back on in a bit ❤️❤️
2020-11-21 22:24:58 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Star Wars Saturday! Mandalorian at 5pm and The Rise of..
Happy Star Wars Saturday! Mandalorian at 5pm and The Rise of Skywalker at 6pm. 🤘🏼
2020-11-21 16:06:21 +0000 UTC View PostFRIDAY NIGHT FRIGHT! We start this in 15 minutes. Streaming ..
FRIDAY NIGHT FRIGHT! We start this in 15 minutes. Streaming on Neckflix. Grab your snacks, drain your lizards, lock your doors! It’s about to get weird!
2020-11-21 01:46:15 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning!!! It’s free stuff Friday for everyone that has..
Good morning!!! It’s free stuff Friday for everyone that has auto renew on!! And tonight we are watching Evil Dead! 6pm PST!! Gonna be an awesome dayyy!!
2020-11-20 16:33:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhich movie for Friday Night Fright??
Which movie for Friday Night Fright??
2020-11-19 19:17:26 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! I am loving all the memes from the live stream..
Good morning! I am loving all the memes from the live stream. 😂 I’ll share it later tonight for those who missed it. 😘
2020-11-19 16:06:47 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not gonna say you missed an awesome live stream last nig..
I’m not gonna say you missed an awesome live stream last night...but if you didn’t see it, we had a lot of fun...and Kitty Caca WILL be making an OnlyFans...that little slut, lol. I’ll shoot the stream out as locked content in a few days for those of you who missed it. Thanks to everyone who joined and HUGE CONGRATS to the winners! ❤️❤️ Let’s have an awesome day today! 😘😘
2020-11-18 16:07:04 +0000 UTC View PostCross check your numbers! I checked mine. DM’ing winners ton..
Cross check your numbers! I checked mine. DM’ing winners tonight. Let me finish eating and get cleaned up!
2020-11-18 03:59:20 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t do breakfast with strangers, BUT I do cook with frie..
I don’t do breakfast with strangers, BUT I do cook with friends! And we are all cooking together tonight! 5pm! Live stream! You have all day to get ingredients and until 12pm to get your raffle entries in. $25, 10 different prizes. That’s more than my last 2 raffles combined, so EVERYONE’S odds improve. So excited to get down and dirty in the kitchen later! 😘😘 https://cafedelites.com/crispy-cilantro-lime-chicken/ https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/27072/mexican-rice-ii/
2020-11-17 16:07:54 +0000 UTC View PostVote on the funniest. Winner gets free swag tomorrow. 💋
Vote on the funniest. Winner gets free swag tomorrow. 💋
2020-11-17 04:17:17 +0000 UTC View Post15 minute countdown. Here’s Marvel Monday thread. Newbies, f..
15 minute countdown. Here’s Marvel Monday thread. Newbies, feel free to join in. Everyone is super nice. This is nerd time and nobody is excluded ever. ❤️
2020-11-17 01:47:35 +0000 UTC View PostWood Morning! Excuse me, do you mind if I sit...on your face..
Wood Morning! Excuse me, do you mind if I sit...on your face 😈 While I have your attention, quick reminder I’m doing a raffle when I live stream TOMORROW! We are gonna cook together and then I’m giving away a fuckton of prizes. 10 WINNERS! 10 different prizes. $25 an entry and if I draw you more than once, you win more than one prize. Prizes include custom content, video chats, panties and free subscriptions. This is your final full day to enter! Woot woot! Also-Happy Meme & Marvel Monday! Meme contest today, winner takes all tomorrow. Thor: Ragnarok 6PM PST. See you there 😘😘
2020-11-16 16:04:18 +0000 UTC View Post