Roses are red, violets are fine. You be the 6, and I’ll be t..

Roses are red, violets are fine. You be the 6, and I’ll be the 9.
2023-11-07 21:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostRoses are red, violets are fine. You be the 6, and I’ll be the 9.
2023-11-07 21:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have a switch? ‘Cause Baby, I wanna turn you on.
2023-11-07 16:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostWant to see a movie or do you want to make one?
2023-11-07 04:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostI know three ways to make six inches disappear.
2023-11-06 21:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostDo you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
2023-11-06 16:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostI lost my keys. Can I check your pants?
2023-11-06 04:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.
2023-11-05 16:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostDo you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
2023-11-05 03:23:02 +0000 UTC View Post206 bones make up my body. Care to hand me another?
2023-11-04 20:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostI am the beaver dying to get your wood.
2023-11-04 15:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostI can bet your face will look much better with my legs around them.
2023-11-04 03:20:02 +0000 UTC View PostEyes never lie. And yours just told me we are going to have a great time tonight.
2023-11-03 20:20:01 +0000 UTC View Post🍂 𝐎ɦ 𝐍ⱺ! 𝚰 ɦⱺρ𝖾 𝗒ⱺυ ᑯⱺ𐓣'𝗍 𝖿αᥣᥣ. 🍂🤭
ᶜᵘᵐ ˢᵗᵃʸ ʷᵃʳᵐ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐᵉ ᵈᵘʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᶜᵒˡᵈ ᴺᵒᵛᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ 🔥
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I can see your pants swelling. We need to check immediately what is cooking in them.
2023-11-03 15:18:01 +0000 UTC View PostIs there a mirror in your crotch because I can see myself there.
2023-11-03 03:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostDid you bring your umbrella? You can expect a snowstorm tonight with me.
2023-11-02 20:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou are the trampoline I'm going to bounce on hard.
2023-11-02 15:15:02 +0000 UTC View PostYour candy cane clearly shows your happiness after seeing me.
2023-11-02 03:15:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
2023-11-01 20:13:01 +0000 UTC View PostShould we start with dinner or jump directly to the sweet part?
2023-11-01 15:13:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was that you called yourself? Tonight, I'd like to be sure I'm shouting the correct name..
2023-10-31 20:47:01 +0000 UTC View Postare you getting sick of seeing me in red? im not lol
2023-10-31 16:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou seem like an elevator! Because I can not stop myself from going up and down on you.
2023-10-30 20:46:02 +0000 UTC View PostI love it when I catch you looking at me.
2023-10-30 16:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostLookin’ like a snack. Come, eat me!
2023-10-30 03:55:01 +0000 UTC View PostAre your eyes trying to strip me of my clothes?!
2023-10-29 20:45:02 +0000 UTC View Post