I read a funny sex story on the interwebs & I thought I’d share it with you! Author unknown.
“So, my wife and I work opposite shifts and hardly saw each other for a while. I had managed to ‘’hold out’’ and not jerk off for close to 2 weeks. We both managed to be at home at the same time for once and were furiously going at it, her on top. We were on top of the bed our bedroom door was closed. We hear the front door open and her sister called out that she was there. My wife did not stop and kept going. Sister opened our bedroom door and my wife rolled off me just as I came.
I came a LOT. With great fury. Probably an all-time distance record. Hands-Free. With her sister staring in disbelief as a volcano of semen spurted from my penis. She was too shocked to shut the door. We all just started laughing.”
2021-04-28 10:17:24 +0000 UTC
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Did this make you dizzy to watch? My camera skills are amazing huh? Right now nudes, next an award nominated movie!! 😂 But at least you got to see every part of me!
2021-04-27 09:47:35 +0000 UTC
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“God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference” - I am not religious AT all but if there is a “God” of any type I need some damn patience. I’ve recently been scammed out of almost $1000 (not related to this platform or sex work at all) & I just don’t understand humans sometimes. 😣 Comment some cute things or send me your pets to cheers me up? X
2021-04-27 09:38:32 +0000 UTC
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My boobies just wanted to say “Hey!” So heyyyyy ☺️😌
2021-04-26 07:48:52 +0000 UTC
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I love doing playful little reveals for you! I really hope you’ve all had the best weekend 🤗🤗
2021-04-26 06:16:23 +0000 UTC
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Man, if my family & friends know how often I was naked on my couch, I’m unsure they’d wanna sit on it 😅😅 Headed to my parents for dinner! I’ll reply to all messages after that! X
2021-04-25 03:57:51 +0000 UTC
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I feel like I haven’t done a strip tease for a little while, here’s one with a bit of chat since most of you seem to enjoy my harsh NZ accent 🤣❤️
2021-04-24 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey my lovers!!! I hope all is great in your worlds! I’ve been receiving a lot of custom requests lately which I truly adore! (Feel free to read my 2nd pinned post here for real feedback on people who have purchased videos!) Because it’s currently School Holidays in NZ & I have my son at home, I’ve decided to not start filming any new customs until Monday the 3rd of May! It’s just proving hard to schedule time when I’m not the only one home! Thanks a lot ☺️☺️
2021-04-24 05:18:49 +0000 UTC
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Not the typical attire I’d wear at the dinner table; but for you, anything! 😉😉😉
2021-04-22 09:05:49 +0000 UTC
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I made my dress into a top, just because I can 🤣 I’m also considering colouring my hair darker! What do you think?
2021-04-21 04:55:50 +0000 UTC
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***Hey my loves! As you read in my previous post, I’m 80% sure that I am going to introduce paid sexting to my menu! I just need to do a little research first! So if you would seriously consider purchasing a sexting session with me, could you please vote on your preferred option - that would be awesome!! (Adding live photos to the session will be an additional fee) Thank you 💗***
2021-04-20 00:24:32 +0000 UTC
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I’m thinking seriously about introducing sexting to my menu! I think in a couple of days I’m gonna do a “whoever tips this most on this post wins a 15-20 minute sexting session with me!” - if I feel comfortable with it, I’ll pop it on my menu! More to come 😉
2021-04-19 10:34:49 +0000 UTC
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Does anyone else really love soft skin? It’s so sexy & sometimes I just crave to be touched & tickled all over - not necessarily even in a sexual way 😍
2021-04-19 10:15:37 +0000 UTC
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I hope everyone has had a marvellous weekend! It’s 2 weeks of school holidays from tomorrow - time to entertain an 11yr old! Wish me luck. 😂
2021-04-18 10:03:25 +0000 UTC
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Oral makes my day. Anal makes my hole weak. Man, I really love sex puns 🤣😂
2021-04-18 09:38:48 +0000 UTC
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So I wanna know how you like it! If you could only have sexual intercourses in one position for the rest of you life; what would you choose?!
2021-04-16 11:05:05 +0000 UTC
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Hi it me! Just being silly, quirky & sexy! It’s been a loooong & draining week for me. But those happen sometimes & they’re worth it for the people you love!
2021-04-16 08:02:42 +0000 UTC
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The hardest things in life are yet to cum 😌😌😌
2021-04-15 10:45:02 +0000 UTC
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A little intimate POV video as opposed to my usual tripod style! Kinda gives you a feel of what I’d send if I was yours 😌
2021-04-15 08:08:39 +0000 UTC
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Smiley, sexy, simple nudes just for you guys! I hope the week has been productive, fun & positive for everyone so far. Thanks for the sweet messages. 🖤
2021-04-14 09:17:11 +0000 UTC
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Hey loves! My sister had to have emergency surgery 24hrs ago, & I’m fully consumed with after looking my 9 month old niece while that’s happening. I will try to post later today, but it’s super full on and I’m a zombie haha. Much love ❤️💕
2021-04-13 19:26:03 +0000 UTC
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This is giving me Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses vibes; Would you get in trouble at work if your boss looked like me? 😏
2021-04-12 08:15:53 +0000 UTC
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What do you call a person who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
2021-04-12 08:02:18 +0000 UTC
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After many DM’s requesting another erotic story read; your wish is my command! Different genre & an overwhelming orgasm for me at the end is the cherry on top! 🍒 (I stumble on my words a couple of times cause I was uhhh, distracted haha)
2021-04-11 07:12:15 +0000 UTC
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Guys; I went out to a dinner last night & had two wines & one beer & felt so tipsy!? What is that? Woke up today feeling like I’d consumed triple that. This must be my 30’s 🥲🥲 Happy Weekend!!
2021-04-10 10:19:08 +0000 UTC
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Black means business & seduction 🖤
2021-04-10 09:48:29 +0000 UTC
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It’s just an absolute miracle that I haven’t tumbled down these stairs naked yet because ya girl is **clumsy** - Enjoy these & imagine me posed like this when you got home 😏
2021-04-08 23:52:23 +0000 UTC
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This is for everyone who voted “toys” on the recent poll where I asked how you prefer to watch me masturbate! 😉 Honestly, the suction on this thing gets me quick every damn time - I’ve never lasted more than 4 mins 😅
2021-04-08 23:31:11 +0000 UTC
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The Doctor will see you now 😏
2021-04-08 06:57:38 +0000 UTC
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This colour makes me happy; so bright & complimentary to my skin! Remember to send me a PM if you have any fun little custom requests ☺️
2021-04-08 03:58:44 +0000 UTC
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