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2022-04-18 12:07:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Easter everyone! 😈 I’m having a very family oriented ..

Happy Easter everyone! 😈 I’m having a very family oriented long weekend after a couple of weeks of being a very naughty/fun hotwife! 😉😈 I hope everyone is having a naughty and fun weekend!

2022-04-17 12:51:30 +0000 UTC View Post

HOTWIFE UPDATE So for those of you who know… my first ho..

**HOTWIFE UPDATE** So for those of you who know… my first hotwife date ended with me sucking his cock in my driveway! 😉 You can read all about it here in this post! ***https://onlyfans.com/303786435/funmum*** Anyway I let him film me! And so many of you have been asking for the video so here it is! He needs a bit of work with his camera angles but it was enough to make hubby cum three times in one night watching me suck my first dick other than his since starting this journey! 😉

2022-04-16 12:58:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Guess who started her long weekend off the right way… by tak..

Guess who started her long weekend off the right way… by taking a big dick in a hotel room while hubby stayed at home? Oh and also guess who can’t really walk today because I got fucked harder than I have ever been fucked! Hotwife life right? 😉

2022-04-15 22:55:50 +0000 UTC View Post

So now you’re gonna believe me! 😉 I know I’ve been teasing ..

So now you’re gonna believe me! 😉 I know I’ve been teasing it for a while! But I’m still getting the videos together! It’s harder than you think when others are involved! But here is some screenshots from my first ever hotwife hotel experience! And my first ever BBC and my first ever threesom! My favourite is the ones where you can see hubby taking just on the side taking pictures as I got some of the best sex of my life! 😃 What’s yours? 😉

2022-04-15 15:02:27 +0000 UTC View Post

What’s everyone up to this long weekend? I bet you wish you ..

What’s everyone up to this long weekend? I bet you wish you were out on the lake so you could see me like this! 😉

2022-04-14 12:45:24 +0000 UTC View Post

MY HOTWIFE JOURNEY Pt. 2 THE FIRST FUCK So this is my ..

**MY HOTWIFE JOURNEY Pt. 2** THE FIRST FUCK So this is my next update on what happened on my second hotwife date! You can read Pt. 1 further down or if you click on the hotwifing tab! To finish that story… Hubby basically jumped me when I walked in the door! I told him to sit down and wait for me… I didn’t have anything to do I just wanted to make him wait a little longer. Then I kissed him. Not just a peck. But an open mouth kiss and I made it extra sloppy. I wanted him to taste the guy I just sucked off in the driveway. And he did. His exact words were… “you taste sweet”. Then I told him. Every small detail of what went down. And before I even got to the end he had blown his load. I have an official cuckold hubby. He ending up getting hard within a couple of minutes and we had some passionate sex. Nothing leg shaking… just some really passionate sex! Anyway let’s fast forward to what happens next! It’s been a couple of weeks since I had sucked the load out of someone I met online on my driveway. We had texted here and there! But life got in the way! Until I needed him again. You know that feeling where you just have to fuck! I’m sure you guys get it all the time! Well I get that too. So what did I do? Texted my favourite online buddy of course. He didn’t disappoint. This time we skipped the date! And he came straight over! But I let him know… I wanted to be fucked in my driveway this time. In the back of his truck (Ute for us aussies). The best part. Hubby was home again. And he knew exactly what was about to go down. I heard his truck pull into the driveway. Gave hubby a little kiss, squeezed his already aching cock and walked out the door! Now at my house there are a couple of windows that look out onto the driveway but I made sure to pull the blinds down so hubby wouldn’t be a peaking tom! I opened the passenger seat and not to bore you but chilled for a bit. He has such a great vibe and it was nice to just chill out for a bit! It wasn’t a totally innocent chill though. He loves my tits so within minutes of hopping into the truck he had my shirt off and was playing with my tits. We continued to chat before I told him I couldn’t wait any longer and pointed to the back seat. Here I was jumping into the back seat about to finally have another dick in me while my hubby was inside. We jumped into the back seat and I couldn’t wait! ( I made sure to set me camera up) I took his pants off and started sucking! I have to say he has the best cock to suck. But not only that. He has the best dirty talk! I never experienced dirty talk until that moment. It makes everything so much hotter. He was telling me how much of a “well trained slut” I was and he is now going to come “and fill my pretty little mouth” every week! I fucken loved it! Every now and then he asked me to slow down because he was about to blow his load. As I was giving him head he reached around pulled my panties to the side and play with my clit! But that wasn’t the highlight of the night! It was however, at that point that I realised I was such a slut! Having this almost stranger rubbing my pussy while I spat on his dick and took him all the way down my throat! All while my family was inside! The highlight though was when we swapped places. He flipped me onto my back… slowly slid my panties off and from there it was just heaven. Because for the first time in my life I had an orally induced orgasm! Now I have read about these. But I always thought they were a bit of an urban myth! But I now understand! When girls say they had the best head ever… I finally get where they were coming from! He had my squirming and my legs shaking as he licked me to orgasm. I don’t even know what he was doing down there… I think I felt a couple of fingers slide in but I can’t be sure because It was the most intense and surprising orgasm I have ever had! (Boy did hubby get an earful when I got home and for the next couple of days that’s all I could think about)! It was at this stage after I orgasmed while his head was in my legs that I sat up… stopped the recording and said … “what the fuck where did you learn that?” He told me “ he just listens” I honestly wasn’t even present after that. It was that fucken good! What was really funny was after when hubby was watching the recording back he asked why I stopped the camera! I told him the truth and said I just had to know where he learnt that from! After that he laid me back down… opened my legs and slowly slid into me. It was after a second that I realised he hadn’t put a condom on. Now I hadn’t discussed with hubby what the plan was here. We had discussed some boundaries before but as long as I was comfortable he was comfortable. Anyway when I got home I told hubby he slipped it in without a Condom but I quickly asked him to put it on and surprisingly he wasn’t mad. He was turned on. Well what I thought was “quickly asked” wasn’t so. When hubby was rewatching the recording he said…” I thought you said he only slipped it in without a condom?” Turns out he fucked me for a good couple of minutes without a Condom! Whoops! I told you i was still in heaven from my orgasm. He fucked me for a while in the same position before picking up the speed and cumming what was the biggest load into the condom. He pulled out and showed me and I thought to myself… “fuck lucky I asked him to put a condom on because that definitely would of had me knocked up!” We chatted for a bit… mostly just casual talk before he said he better head off! I have him a sloppy kiss and thanked him for the best orgasm I have ever had! Before once again heading inside to my hubby! I gave him the play by play and all the details before he grabbed my phone… put his headphones in and watched it all back! Boy is he a lucky guy! But also…. Fuck I’m a lucky girl! To have him let me give in to my desires and be a total slut! Once he finished watching he had a few questions before we once again fucked like animals! Sloppy seconds for the night. Anyhow if you thought that was fun… wait till you hear what I did the very next night!

2022-04-13 12:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Just putting together the video of my first hotel Hotwife a..

Just putting together the video of my first hotel Hotwife adventure and I thought I’d give you a little preview of what I wore! Nothing special! But I know hubby will remember it forever! 😉

2022-04-12 12:39:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Still not forgetting my promise to be your anal queen this y..

Still not forgetting my promise to be your anal queen this year! So much has happened in the last couple of weeks but just to think that it’s still only been a couple months since I finally got fucked in the ass! And it feels just as good as ever! 😉

2022-04-11 13:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post

My selfie game throughout my journey! I love seeing how my b..

My selfie game throughout my journey! I love seeing how my body has changed! Serious post warning: posting online has not only been so much fun but it has also made me into a more confident and self aware woman! So thank you! ❤️

2022-04-10 13:19:51 +0000 UTC View Post

The shower I took after having 3 different cocks in 24 hours..

The shower I took after having 3 different cocks in 24 hours! I don’t know why I asked hubby to film it! Maybe so I could remind him how much of a fun slut his wife is! 😉 It was during this shower that I realised fuck… this Hotwife life will be a blast!

2022-04-09 12:58:50 +0000 UTC View Post

So after finally getting on the bad dragon bandwagon I thoug..

So after finally getting on the bad dragon bandwagon I though I would treat you all to my first video ( that isn’t a live) of me taking my 10.5” monster! 😉 Fun fact* - after I made this video I fucked hubby and it was a bit disappointing 😜 😈

2022-04-08 13:13:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Guess what I got today! 😊 My very own bad dragon! I thought ..

Guess what I got today! 😊 My very own bad dragon! I thought my 10.5” dildo was huge! Then I thought my BBC the other day was thick! This puts everything to shame! It’s the thickest thing I have ever seen! I might have to start a little collection! I’m going to have to organise a live just for it! 😉

2022-04-07 11:50:55 +0000 UTC View Post

MY HOTWIFE JOURNEY Pt. 1 THE FIRST BLOWJOB So I never ..

**MY HOTWIFE JOURNEY Pt. 1** THE FIRST BLOWJOB So I never got around to writing about my first ever Hotwife experience. It’s been 22 days since then. I explained everything on one of my lives but I thought it was time to have a write up for everyone! If you aren’t into reading then maybe wait a little bit! I’m sure I’ll have a video up that will help you get off tomorrow! Anyway let’s start from the beginning… I was a fun teenager who wasn’t afraid to explore sexually! This lead me into my 20s where I also had a bit of fun. Well a bit more than just fun. I have been with my boyfriend(now husband) for a long time. Some of my exploits overlap and some happened when we were on breaks. But I can tell you now he has always had a cuckold fantasy. I mean he hasn’t admitted it till very recently but it has been very clear for a long time! So this lead us to posting online! I caught him numerous times reading stories from the original “cuckoldstories” and his most visited site was literotica! I kept this to myself and never pressed him on the issue. Fast forward a couple of years and after a couple of kids we found ourselves in a bit of a rut. Until we posted my first ever nude on Online. It sort of blew up and opened our eyes to how much fun we could really be again, while both working full time as new parents. One thing led to another and we got pregnant again and documented it all here on our OF page (boy are people kinky). We have done some things before… most memorably a trip to Thailand when we were first dating which resulted in me fucking a guy in our hotel room while he was out with the guys. But now we are married and have kids I want to take it one step further. I want to be a Hotwife! I want to cuckold my loving husband! And that’s exactly what I did the other night. But more then that… I want to document the entire journey. From cock to cuck! After posting an add online I went on two dates! Just coffee dates. Nothing special. I really just wanted to dip my toes in and feel comfortable dating again! The first date my husband came with me. We had a nice chat and will hopefully explore that date further in the future. The second date I threw a curveball at hubby. I told him I want to go alone. This was a couple of days ago, I got dressed up, left hun with the kids and headed off to my date! It was honestly just an innocent coffee date and nothing happened but good banter! Well let me tell you once the date was finished I checked my phone and had 15 messages and 5 missed calls from hubby. I rang him straight back and the first thing I said was “I like this guy and I’m gonna fuck him” He didn’t respond. We chatted for a bit on the phone where I gave him every small detail about the date before I jumped in the car and drove home. I didn’t let him touch me for a while after the date. I let him stew with his own thoughts for a couple of days. Well since that date, life got in the way as life with kids does. Until last night. I had been messaging my second date on and off since the date. He had gone away for work but as soon as he let me know he was back in town. I messaged him and said “let’s get together!” This time I asked hubby to drop me on my date. And let’s leave the boring part there and skip to the good part. The date went good. It was amazing how comfortable I felt with someone I literally met a couple of days earlier from Reddit. But it wasn’t until he dropped me back home that the fun really started. As we were sitting in our driveway (yes the driveway of my family home where my husband was probably on the couch jerking off) I told him … “I’m gonna suck your cock now” The look of surprise and excitement on his face was amazing. I handed him my phone and said record it for my hubby and went straight to it. I got on my knees on the front seat, leant over the center console and slowly pulled his pants down revealing his big cock! And I got straight to work. I grabbed his cock and slowly put him into my mouth. Tasting my first cock other then my husbands for a long time. A lot was going through my mind. Here I was. A mother of 3. A loving wife to my husband of 10 years. Sitting in my driveway, with a stranger I met online, sucking on his cock! I tell you what… without even realising it… I was as wet as I have ever been. I went to town on his cock. Enjoying every taste and making it one sloppy blowjob. I don’t know why but when hubby compliments my blowjobs he always tells me he loves it when it is extra sloppy. So taking that advice from hubby I made sure to make it super sloppy! His cock actually tasted so much better than hubbys. One fact I definitely mentioned to both of them. I don’t know when but during the blowjob he has decided he needed more and he slid his hand under my skirt as I was on all fours… pulled my soaking wet thing to the side and started fingering me! Although he didn’t get this on film for hubby.. hubby asked why I started moaning half way through the blowjob. I told him why and he nearly blew right there and then. The best part about the blowjob though was how he pushed me down onto his dick while talking dirty to me. I took him all the way to his balls while he told me “your such a good slut”… “I own this pussy”… “your gonna suck this cock every week”… “your such a slutty wife and I love it” I have never really experienced dirty talk until that moment. And wow it really does add another dimension to it all. Hearing those things while sucking his cock made me want to be his dirty little cumslut. After sucking his dick for a while I finally had him on edge. He told me he was about to cum but he didn’t need to. I could feel him about to orgasm. And when he did I sucked him dry. Making sure I got every last drop. I even showed my mouth full of cum to the camera for hubby before I swallowed it all. What I didn’t realise I did but which was caught on camera was me saying “omg your cum taste so good!“ Hubby thought that was for him but it honestly tasted so good. I kissed him goodbye… hopped out of his car and headed inside to hubby… To be continued…

2022-04-06 14:21:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Thinking that this pussy should be reserved for guys other t..

Thinking that this pussy should be reserved for guys other than hubby! 😉 That would be hard though because I just love being filled! If you missed my live by the way you would of heard how much better there cum tastes! Would love to just sample everyone’s cum to find the best tasting one!

2022-04-05 11:07:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Everything is always better in slow-mo! Tell me you would ea..

Everything is always better in slow-mo! Tell me you would eat me out from behind? 😉

2022-04-04 12:27:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Going live in 12 hours to talk about how I had 3 cocks in 24..

Going live in 12 hours to talk about how I had 3 cocks in 24 hours! Drop in to ask me some questions and hopefully watch me get off again 😉 I’ll tell you all about the bbc I had in my first ever threesom and how I fucked in my driveway while hubby was home! Might even tell you about how I made hubby clean up my mess! 😉

2022-04-03 10:34:55 +0000 UTC View Post

You know at the start of this week I thought the funnest thi..

You know at the start of this week I thought the funnest thing I would do was blow hubby outside while the tradies worked on the house next door! How wrong I was! I have to tell you! After last night I’m still struggling to walk! I went out for dinner with some old friends and they all asked me why I was walking funny! I passed it off as hurting my leg but what I really wanted to say was… I had the biggest cock I have ever seen inside me last night while I sucked off hubby! 😈

2022-04-02 13:17:32 +0000 UTC View Post

HOTWIFE UPDATE Wow! What a week! I didn’t think this wou..

**HOTWIFE UPDATE** Wow! What a week! I didn’t think this would be so much fun but I’m really living up to my username! Well as you know I had my first hotel Hotwife night! And boy was it exciting. Let me just say… Three cocks in 24 hours ✅ Yes I had my first threesom ✅ I got spit roasted ✅ Fucked the biggest BBC I have ever seen ✅ Made hubby a cuck ✅ Got it all on film ✅ Made hubby clean me up ✅ I’m gonna tell you all about it on Monday on my next live! Don’t miss it! Oh and an updated tally board! HOTWIFE TALLY Dicks sucked- 2  Loads swallowed- 1 Loads on tits- 1  Guys fucked- 2  Guys fucked bare- 2  Guys who has made me orgasm-2  Guys who have licked my pussy- 2  Guys who I have made out with- 2 Guys bigger than hubby- 2

2022-04-01 13:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post

2 dicks in 2 nights? Well 3 if you count my husband! I’m g..

2 dicks in 2 nights? Well 3 if you count my husband! I’m getting treated! 😉 Not sure why it took me so long to get into the Hotwife life! 🤭😈

2022-04-01 03:37:26 +0000 UTC View Post

HOTWIFE UPDATE: If I was officially a Hotwife before after s..

HOTWIFE UPDATE: If I was officially a Hotwife before after sucking another cock… well tonight I had my first orgasm from another guy since being married…and yes I fucked him too! Right in my driveway again! I’m going to have to schedule another live to tell you all about it! This is becoming a thing! So let’s keep a tally shall we…. HOTWIFE TALLY Dicks sucked- 1 Loads swallowed- 1 Guys fucked- 1 Guys fucked bare- 1 Guys who has made me orgasm-1 Guys who have eaten me out- 1 Guys who I have made out with- 1 Let’s get this tally rolling… oh and tell me what else I should add! 😉

2022-03-31 11:47:06 +0000 UTC View Post

How I get my weekdays started… with a coffee and some solo p..

How I get my weekdays started… with a coffee and some solo play! 😉 Serious question… what would you do if you could wake up to me everyday?

2022-03-30 10:34:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Hubby caught me fake tanning for my potential date night wit..

Hubby caught me fake tanning for my potential date night with my new friend this week! 😉 He asked how come I never tan for him? I said “if your cum tasted as good as his I would tan for you too?” 😈

2022-03-29 11:39:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Doing the housework is a bit more fun with me! 😉 Hotwife ..

Doing the housework is a bit more fun with me! 😉 Hotwife update: trying to get the time to go on another date some time this week! Just waiting on my date to verify himself for OF so I can post me sucking him off in my driveway!

2022-03-28 11:32:22 +0000 UTC View Post

I’m so much fun 😉

2022-03-27 11:26:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Hubby knows it’s going to be a fun night when I come home fr..

Hubby knows it’s going to be a fun night when I come home from a night out acting like this! Question is… will he be my first cock of the night? 🤭 😈

2022-03-26 10:49:49 +0000 UTC View Post

It’s Friday night!!!! And I’m staying in being a good mum! ..

It’s Friday night!!!! And I’m staying in being a good mum! But what is everyone else up to? I could really use a nice rimjob right now! 😉

2022-03-25 10:01:22 +0000 UTC View Post

At the start of this year I said I wanted to be your anal QU..

At the start of this year I said I wanted to be your anal QUEEN! 😉 It’s only been a couple of months since I finally got my ass fucked and now look at me go! All this anal training has really helped! Taking hubby’s dick like a pro now!🤭 Oh and for all the people asking hubby to be more vocal! Here you go!

2022-03-24 12:26:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Can you tell how much I’d love to join the mile high club! 😉..

Can you tell how much I’d love to join the mile high club! 😉 Anyone here a member?

2022-03-23 10:59:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Anyone just have those busy weeks where you would just rathe..

Anyone just have those busy weeks where you would just rather put everything down and get absolutely railed! 😈That’s me this week! I have just been so worked up since I sucked my first cock that didn’t belong to hubby in a long time! I totally know what all you guys that edge yourselves feel like right now! I am constantly on edge! Anyway! Hope everyone is having a good week! If not. Then here is my naked mombod for you! 😉

2022-03-22 11:38:08 +0000 UTC View Post