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"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up." "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
2023-02-17 22:34:40 +0000 UTC View Post"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up." "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
2023-02-17 22:34:40 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you have a wet dream of me tonight...
2023-02-13 08:04:14 +0000 UTC View PostPretty in pink, not as innocent as you think
2023-02-12 20:04:14 +0000 UTC View Post“Nature has given us all the pieces required to achieve exceptional wellness and health, but has left it to us to put these pieces together.”—Diane McLaren
2023-02-12 11:03:25 +0000 UTC View PostPretty in pink, not as innocent as you think.
2023-02-12 08:03:22 +0000 UTC View PostIt always amazes me how innocent my friends think I am
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2023-02-11 06:40:52 +0000 UTC View Post“You cannot swim for new horizons until you have courage to lose sight of the shore.” —William Faulkner
2023-02-10 22:04:32 +0000 UTC View PostDidn’t want to get out of bed this morning. Join me?
2023-02-09 23:24:14 +0000 UTC View PostI love suspenders but hate stockings... fun fact
2023-02-09 20:05:38 +0000 UTC View PostA little afternoon delight for you 😘😘😘
2023-02-09 02:40:53 +0000 UTC View Post