So - quite genuinely - I did not realise the angle I held my phone at when taking this video. I’ve just sincerely upskirted myself here. Without panties. Allow me to never wear this without panties in public 😅 (flashing light mystery is solved! Maybe! LED lights seem to hate videos?)
2021-01-24 11:02:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I wonder if this picture could look less like me if it tried! Is that really my face? What is going on 😂
2021-01-23 18:27:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Celebratory post 🥳 that pulling the warped oak together for a week has miraculously worked! It did take several back-and-forths of leaving it out in the rain and then letting it dry in the house like! Pic featuring: me looking terrible, and one of the best little router extensions ever!
2021-01-23 11:02:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Is it too crude for me to fantasise about being pulled firmly backwards by these rein-like suspender straps?
2021-01-22 11:05:25 +0000 UTC View PostLittle nude beige diamanté set 😇 but honestly? I think the nude set that Alex picked for me from Amazon is lovelier! 💕 Oooooh I have seen a few sneaky previews of the shots my photographer took the other day. He’s working his magic 🔮 and the colours he’s chosen make me look like I’m not in the midst of hypothermia 😂 although, my nipples do not lie! 🍒
2021-01-22 11:02:14 +0000 UTC View Post
So I bought this bra (and miraculously, a 30DD fits me?!) however there were absolutely no matching panties ANYWHERE online at all! After genuinely spending hours trying to find them, I find them online in the US bur they don’t ship to the UK! 😭 however, in an absolutely ace move, a guy from America I know has let me use his address to nab them, and then when they arrive with him, he will send them on to me! 😭 I can’t wait! Until they arrive, I guess I’m going to wear it sans panty? 🤔 PS- at the moment, the passageway right by the front door is the only room I haven’t bombarded with various tools that I need to put back in my shed! Until the days get brighter, is the only place with decent lighting! The downside is that I am genuinely right by the front door in full view of passerby’s and postmen. 🙃 (no stranger there?)
2021-01-21 11:04:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning! Tis me, your geordie shark-bite 🦈 girl! and I have clothes on today! 😘 Pt.1
2021-01-20 11:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning! Tis me, your geordie shark-bite 🦈 girl! and I am slightly losing my clothes! 😘 Pt. 2
2021-01-20 11:01:23 +0000 UTC View PostI haven’t posted a boob-o-bounce video in what feels like ages! My feet are still kinda sore from yesterday! So I’m probably not getting up to much today other than make a few wooden orders and then send just the one pair of panties out today to their new owner! 😇 Anyone else having a bit of a lazy one today?
2021-01-19 10:59:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I have hypothermia (I’ve been in a freezing cold northern field with just a bra and pants on and occasionally a fluffy coat) but I also have a fox! 🦊 shout out to my ace photographer today who put with with my naff banter and runny nose! 😂 Dont mind the boards in the background; I was very clever and left my oak to warp up against the shed wall during Christmas and gave it a fanciful bend through too to bottom 🙃 attempting to fix it with clamps and heat!
2021-01-18 15:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostPosting a little earlier today as I’m getting dressed for something! Just deciding what to wear first and then, all things going well, I’ll get to show you! 😘 tis a secret for now! Already I’ve drank so much espresso that I have become afraid though so trying to calm down a little! I’m like an anxious dog sometimes!! 🙄 Have a lovely afternoon everyone 🥰
2021-01-18 09:57:13 +0000 UTC View PostMan I love love love this little lingerie set 💕 Thankyou so much to my gifter! (I know your name but I can’t assume names on here are real so please drop me a message 💗) I tried to take a video of me taking off the bra for you, but something odd happened to my phone where after I took the video (and it was a good video! Not to sound non-modest but my boobs were begging to be locked back up with a good pair of masculine hands afterwards!) half the video erased itself and instead caught me eerily gazing into the camera! What the heck! 🤣 this phone is haunted man 😬
2021-01-17 11:04:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Look at this beautiful set I got through the post 💕 I love the fit of it so much I’ve now got my eye on all the other colours they had, too! It’s so soft 💕 and ofcourse, Lindt, too! 😛 at the rate I’m eating these chocolates maybe my lingerie won’t fit so beautifully anymore?! 😅 I’m now going to dabble in my incompetent editing skills to pop some censor bars across this video for Instagram. Wish iz luck like!
2021-01-17 10:57:10 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning everyone! 🌻 Whatcha upto? This is my “I’m excited to show you something!” wiggle; but you’ll have to wait til next week before I show you! 😁
2021-01-16 11:12:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Tis my serious face, because containing bright pink nipples is serious business! 🍒
2021-01-16 11:12:40 +0000 UTC View Post
As OnlyFans has been acting-up lately there’s some things I never got to upload during the day! So here’s some pics from when it snowed over here the other day! I had a horribly long icy-coated walk to the (closed) Brewery near a lake that usually has swans and ducks. I’d came prepped with some Snack For Quacks but there weren’t any in sight! So sipped my little flask of espresso and sat in the snow during the sunset which was nice to get out the house 😍 I also fell over in the ice in the middle of the road in front of an oncoming Audi 😂 I’m surprised they didn’t speed up! Hahaha!
2021-01-15 20:50:14 +0000 UTC View PostOne of my closest friends bought me this very dainty white tassel thong! They probably thought that given my boobs are too modest to shake tassels well, maybe I could shake my hips with them instead? 😂 If you like it, I will post more of this cute little pair 😇
2021-01-15 11:04:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Well everything seems to be working again now 😍 So have this pic; it looks as though I’m not even stripping; it’s so pale 😅 I’m gonna neck this espresso then dive into my DMs... let’s see what dirty things you’ve all been up to!
2021-01-14 11:05:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Can’t get into my messages again! Howaaaaay! Sorry everyone! though I’m sure you’re all probably grateful to have a break from my rubbish banter! 😂 I’ll try again before I go to bed (but it keeps getting stuck on a perpetual loading screen? Hopefully this is happening so much because they’re doing a site update or something?! ðŸ˜). Anyway, while I wait to be able to get to your messages, I’ll be tinkering with this spine for my latest project; a very stylish desk lamp 😅 I need to make room in it for the lamp cable! So be warned that I’m gonna be boring your pants off with updates on this at any given opportunity! 😘
2021-01-14 00:39:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Why didn’t I upload this pic? It’s much friendlier than the other one, I look mean in the other one 😂 I’m also on the prowl for more mesh bras, I love the impracticality of them in their battle against covering the illegal pink lady nips! I’ve just got my marks back! Like a repeat of history I got exactly 83% in that last assignment! I would like to at this point just remind you that so far everything has been a fluke 😂 Also, the undeserved gift saga continues 😭 Today; one of my top 3 favourite perfumes! 🍏 I love love love! Would anyone think I was being a silly billy if I had a socially-distanced photo shoot relatively soon with a photographer and stuff? It would be outside 🌙 and there would be no reason to be in touching distance 😜 would you guys do it or is it a silly idea? 🤔
2021-01-13 11:03:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I can’t seem to post or open messages today! Anyone else having this? Was fine yesterday! Gosshhhh darrrrrrn, OF! Why can’t they make an app? Assuming that wouldn’t crash all the time either, mind 😅
2021-01-12 22:45:51 +0000 UTC View Post
This is my second day in a row of no nudes! Well... this morning I saw myself nude, but you didn’t! Ha 😜! I did get some more gifts today! 💕 the box of chocolates look small but they aren’t, they’re just small in comparison up against more of the huge bags of espresso beans! 😍 I’ll be swimming in them soon!! Maybe that ought to be my goal? 🤔 Also; last chance to let me know who would like some aloe Vera plants or not! I’m yanking them apart as we speak! 🌱
2021-01-12 10:59:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Well after a good while licking my wounds since yesterday’s tragic incident, I feel less ashamed enough to get back to these pics 😅; as my OF guys it’s only fair I keep any new panties I have available secret here with you first before letting anyone else know! So, here we have the pair I was rumbled by the neighbour in! 😅 I should take a clear photo of them for my little webstore shortly, but nevertheless they’re up for anyone who would like to get your mitts on them 👐🏻
2021-01-11 11:16:29 +0000 UTC View PostGuys I’ve just completely flashed my new neighbour through the window and caught the moment I gave up on life on video 🙃 he hasn’t even been on the street 2 days so far and I’ve bloody well flashed him from only about 4 foot away in full view 😂 end me. Happy Sunday lads and lasses 🙃
2021-01-10 11:16:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Mee.t my best friend; my solo espresso machine. Deliverer of pleasure; and if manhandled a little too much, will get dripping wet (a bit like me, maybe!). (Not pictured: the huge wet spill on my robe from trying to cram in too much ground grainy delight!) Also, check out the gorgeous book, handmade for me ❤️ by a special friend! How absolutely lovely a gesture 😭
2021-01-09 11:04:55 +0000 UTC View PostI’m a glutton for slo-mo and reverse vids... I hope you are too! 😜 (glutton for low-light too it seems... viva la summer where I can strip outdoors!)
2021-01-08 11:04:39 +0000 UTC View Post
A mid-day (innocent) post! Red dress 💃🏼 and styled hair (which is rare as as you know I’m usually rocking the I brushed and messy hair look; I wish I could tell you that it is intentional!) 😅
2021-01-07 14:41:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m off to a great start this morning 😇 I had run out of espresso beans and forgot to buy some online in-time for such a dilemma! But, as though summoned by gods themselves, I have been unexpectedly gifted not one but TWO kilos of espresso coffee beans 😭 my modest titlywinks and I are ready to start our day full of caffeinated vigour and supple pinky bounce 😘 ☕️ Today I’ve got to cast some pewter pendants and make a resin collar for an outfit, then I’m off to the relaxation station (the computer for some mindless Sims killing!) I wanna powersurge through work as fast as possible this morning cos I think Christmas was the last time I had any gaming time! 💪🏻 Before I forget to ask; do any of you guys want a few aloe Vera plants? Mine has sprouted pups all over the place and the house is become like the little shop of horrors! Despite my in capabilities with plants, they’re all alive and kicking really well and just wondered if anyone would like me to try to untwine their roots and send you a couple! I can send them without the pots to keep the postage down, and all they need is some well-draining soil! I do have lots of plant pots though, so if you’d like the little plant pot and also some soil I can send those with them but I dunno how much Royal Mail would charge to send a whole plant, I’d need to ask 😅 🌱
2021-01-07 11:08:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Posting a bit earlier today as I needed to submit my uni assignment this morning so been up and attem! Had to make sure everything was as pristine as I can get it 😅 thank heck that’s done and outta the way! Knackered shirt cos sometimes I don’t always wear pretty nightwear and when it’s this cold, satin feels a shock when you first put it on! Sometimes I just don’t feel brave enough to drape myself in ice 😂 Unrelated to uni work and scraggly t-shirts, but I wanna know- Do you prefer photos or my weird SLO-mo videos? You can throw down an anonymous answer in the poll, if you like 😇
2021-01-06 10:20:40 +0000 UTC View PostForever late to the party! 🥳 hello 2021! Tis the year I will (hopefully) get a PS5 (it’s either a PS5 or remain sensible and keep saving-up for a decent uni laptop... but if I’m going to choose between this knackered uni laptop and a PS5; or a good laptop and no PS5; I know which option I’d rather persevere with 😂) Sorry it’s covering most of my nude top half, I have no idea how to edit things! 😅
2021-01-05 11:10:16 +0000 UTC View Post