All day PJs, ACTIVATE!!
All day PJs, ACTIVATE!!
2024-06-04 01:23:58 +0000 UTC View Post
thehaydnporter posts
Are you following my HaydnSpeaks account yet?? No promises, ..
Are you following my HaydnSpeaks account yet?? No promises, but once in a while my tweets are mildly interesting š¦¤
2024-06-02 22:32:25 +0000 UTC View PostHang onto your seats, folks! And gear up for a **classic Sat..
Hang onto your seats, folks! And gear up for a **classic Saturday night stream with Haydn**! There will be boobs, there will be buns, there will be snizz! Oh the sights you will seeā¦ š
The fun starts at **8pm CDT**. Stick around for the xxx-rated private show, which costs a scant $6 to enter.
*Guaranteed to drain your balls, not your wallet.*
Umā¦ Iām crazy horny tonight. You should probably check your ..
Umā¦ Iām crazy horny tonight. You should probably check your DMsā¦ Also FREE LIVESTREAM SATURDAY NIGHT!!!
Probably at 8pm CDT, but I may start a bit earlier if I get my act together on time :)
Should probably clean my camera lens, but my phone isnāt the..
Should probably clean my camera lens, but my phone isnāt the only thing thatās dirty rnā¦
**Iām out of my mind fucking horny tonight, and want to play a bit.** Seriously. Help me unleash this demon.
Tip me $20 to get started with some one-on-on sexting/naughty voice messages. Iām craving it baddddddā¦..
What is it about stress that makes me so fucking horny? Am I..
What is it about stress that makes me so fucking horny? Am I just a terrible person or something?
2024-05-27 19:56:49 +0000 UTC View PostFree stream at 8pm-ish. I may be a smidgen late, as things a..
Free stream at 8pm-ish. I may be a smidgen late, as things are still complicated with my mom, but Iād be so thankful if you could join me for a bit.
[8pm CDT]
Tentatively announcing a stream for this **Saturday**!! Aimi..
Tentatively announcing a stream for this **Saturday**!! Aiming to start by **8pm CST**, but things are a little iffy rn. Check your DMs and my wall for more updates, because I really want to see you there!!
[Also pretty titty please browse the labels on my wall for content in the meantime. The past few weeks have been really rough, but Iām *so* looking forward to having fun with you this weekend š]
Pretty please donāt forget about me!! The past week (well, p..
Pretty please donāt forget about me!! The past week (well, past 8 weeks) have been absolute madness.
Thank you all so much for your kindness and support. Iām posting this whilst curled up on a couch at the hospital. Iām hoping I can edit some new stuff to post today, but in the meantime *pretty please* browse the labels on my wall.
Without your help, I wouldnāt be able to feed myself rn, so from the bottom of my heart, thank you. And from the heart of my bottomā¦ what are you waiting for??
Wakie wakie, hands on snakey! ššš¦
Wakie wakie, hands on snakey! ššš¦
2024-05-21 15:38:56 +0000 UTC View PostIf I do a spur-of-the-moment stream on Saturday night, would..
If I do a spur-of-the-moment stream on Saturday night, would you come? š„ŗ
Thinking 8pm-ish, but honestly I have no clue. Stuff is rough, but Iāll keep you posted.
Sorry for the sad post, but I realize Iāve been a bit absent..
Sorry for the sad post, but I realize Iāve been a bit absent again. Dealing with more mom-hospital shenanigans, itās pretty intense and chaotic.
Feel free to check my stories to get up to date, and please consider browsing my wall labels if youāre interested in having a fap. I appreciate all of you š©·
I was having the hottest fucking dream, but got interrupted ..
I was having the hottest fucking dream, but got interrupted by a spam call *right* before I could climax š© Tip $10 or more on this post if you wanna hear about it, and maybe care to help me get a nice releaseā¦
[By āhearā I mean Iāll send you a naughty voice message šš]
From one weirdo to another, hereās a **super steal deal** on..
From one weirdo to another, hereās a **super steal deal** on a striptease, to this remix of a [moderately concerning] outcast anthem.
Something about the darker take on this song got me super horned up, I couldnāt help giving you some nice little peeks of my pussy š
Also I played around with increasing the quality on this video. Let me know if it looks good or if the uncanny valley vibes are too intense š
[PUMPED UP KICKS, by 3TEETH]
**[Do your part, please leave a ā¤ļø]**
You wouldnāt forget about me, would ya? Showtime is in just ..
You wouldnāt forget about me, would ya? Showtime is in just a few hours!! The fun starts at 8pm CDT, and goes for 5-6 hours.
2024-05-11 20:35:35 +0000 UTC View PostMark your calendars!! This **Saturday at 8pm** CDT, itās a C..
Mark your calendars!! This **Saturday at 8pm** CDT, itās a Classic Naked Stream Night!! Come for the Fuck Angleā¢ļø, stay for the jokes. Plus itās freeā¦ and what else do you have going on? [For that matter, what do *I* have going onā¦?]
[Tip $25 or more during the show, and get a free copy of the full stream to keep!]
Soā¦. Are you gonna be there? Or beā¦ square?
I have an appetite for Chex, ācause me so hungryā¦
I have an appetite for Chex, ācause me so hungryā¦
2024-05-08 20:44:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou didnāt really think Iād forget about Revenge of the Sixt..
You didnāt really think Iād forget about Revenge of the Sixth, did you?
2024-05-07 02:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostItās raining outside, and I just wanna stay in bed and liste..
Itās raining outside, and I just wanna stay in bed and listen to the pitter patter in peace.š§ Would you take the day to snug and watch shows with me? š„ŗ
2024-05-05 22:16:37 +0000 UTC View Post**ALL of my Star Wars content** for one *insanely* low price..
**ALL of my Star Wars content** for one *insanely* low price. Get it now before this deal is from a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. **What you get:** ā¢ My fully nude HQ Slave Leia shoot ā¢ Star Wars group striptease, featuring multiple Leias, one Boba Fett, and me as C-3PO ā¢ My 4 HOUR Star Wars Stream - multiple costume changes, Jabba Juice oil show, and more! [Guys, remember to leave a ā¤ļø after unlocking. *Youāre my only hope*.]
2024-05-05 03:30:18 +0000 UTC View PostDonāt worry, I have a little something planned for ya. Check..
Donāt worry, I have a little something planned for ya. Check back later tonight for something Star Wars-y.
2024-05-04 22:12:45 +0000 UTC View PostJust dashing about getting ready. You havenāt forgotten abou..
Just dashing about getting ready. You havenāt forgotten about āAnnoying Song Nightā, have you?? It starts HERE at 8pm CDT!!
2024-05-04 00:15:20 +0000 UTC View Post**ANNOYING SONG NIGHT IS HERE!!** Tonight at **8pm CDT**. Do..
**ANNOYING SONG NIGHT IS HERE!!** Tonight at **8pm CDT**. Do you really wanna miss your chance to get chubbed up to *Rock Lobster*?? This is a once in a lifetime experience! Donāt. Miss. Out. **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep š]**
2024-05-03 13:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostStill dealing with cleanup from the flood, and trying to pre..
Still dealing with cleanup from the flood, and trying to prepare for more heavy rain tonight. FRIDAYāS SHOW IS STILL ON, assuming the house doesnāt wash away. Feel free to post any tips below, itās hard for me to message on an individual basis given the circumstances. **If you want to help, checking out the labels on my wall, and unlocking some content would be a massive relief.** Thank you *all* so much for being supportive and kind throughout this seemingly endless string of bad luck ā¤ļø
2024-05-01 22:14:05 +0000 UTC View PostLook at me, being sweet as pieā¦
Look at me, being sweet as pieā¦
2024-05-01 00:06:14 +0000 UTC View PostMARK YOUR CALENDARS! Annoying Song Night is this Friday, at ..
MARK YOUR CALENDARS! Annoying Song Night is this Friday, at 8pm CDT. Yeah yeah, I know Star Wars Day is this weekend. But I donāt have any of my Star Wars costumes with me, so you get what you get. Add any and ALL annoying song suggestions below.
2024-04-30 01:10:03 +0000 UTC View PostSqueaky clean and ready to start a new day!! What are your g..
Squeaky clean and ready to start a new day!! What are your goals for the week?
2024-04-29 13:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post**POV:** Sucking you off and giving you amazing views of my ..
**POV:** Sucking you off and giving you amazing views of my ass, while you rub and squeeze on my titties. Next you enjoy pounding me in doggie style, before finishing me off with my knees over your shouldersā¦ Sounds like a perfect way to spend the weekend, IMO! [Fully nude, 6 minutes long] [Please be sweet and remember to leave a ā¤ļø after unlocking!! It seems silly, but it makes such a difference šš]
2024-04-27 21:42:42 +0000 UTC View PostFolks call me āThe Village Bicycleā, but for the life of me ..
Folks call me āThe Village Bicycleā, but for the life of me I canāt figure out whyā¦ š“šš§ šø @happiertrigger
2024-04-26 20:57:50 +0000 UTC View Post