Can you guess what I’m doing with my hair?? 👀
Can you guess what I’m doing with my hair?? 👀
2023-11-15 23:23:06 +0000 UTC View Post
thehaydnporter posts
[Previously *unreleased* fully nude and fully nerdy striptea..
[Previously *unreleased* fully nude and fully nerdy striptease INCOMING!!] Are you into video games? Are you into threesomes? Are you into Carlotta Champagne and Dare Taylor?? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you should probably unlock this mega bundle, so you can witness the making of a simulated **Princess Daisy DP** scene, AND the ensuing **fully nude 3 girl striptease**! Trust me, it’ll make you exclaim *“Mamma mia!”* This was my very first group collab *ever*, and it’s still one of our absolute favorites. Pricing it CRAZY low because it’s Monday, I’m sleep-deprived, and I feel like being extra sweet! [31 photos, 2 videos, nearly 7 minutes of content, featuring 3 dorky Playboy models]
2023-11-14 00:12:46 +0000 UTC View PostWhy am I awake at this hour??? Somebody, quick! Gimme a span..
Why am I awake at this hour??? Somebody, quick! Gimme a spankin’ and learn me a lesson! [For real though. This 7am bedtime is gross and it’s officially no longer cute.]
2023-11-13 12:54:59 +0000 UTC View PostDid you get booted from the stream last night??OF had a tech..
Did you get booted from the stream last night??OF had a technical glitch, and even though it wasn’t under my control, I feel bad for anyone who paid to enter the live and got kicked out 😔 If so, please comment on this post so I can send you something fun to make up for it 🥰
2023-11-12 21:25:49 +0000 UTC View PostBEEP BEEP BEEP!!! Special announcement!! My freeeeee *Pure ..
BEEP BEEP BEEP!!! Special announcement!! My freeeeee *Pure Passion* show starts in 5 hours!!! [That’s **8:30pm central**, for those of you who don’t feel like mathing.]
2023-11-11 21:30:43 +0000 UTC View Post🤒 Cold and flu season is upon us!! And lil ol’ me decided to..
🤒 Cold and flu season is upon us!! And lil ol’ me decided to make a sexy/sweet girlfriendy video for you. It’s a POV-style, where I come home to find you sick in bed. I make a fuss over you, checking your temperature, giving you head scratches, and finishing you off with some oral pleasure… 💦 [I’m pricing this extra low, because if you are in fact sick in bed, I definitely want you to be able to unlock this 🥰] I hope you feel better ASAPenis! 😚💕
2023-11-11 18:06:05 +0000 UTC View PostGogogo!!! Check your DMs for an all new sweet n’ sexy treat,..
Gogogo!!! Check your DMs for an all new sweet n’ sexy treat, from nurse Haydn! 🏥 [Forgive the old and unrelated pic! It’s been a day and I’m doing what I can 😅]
2023-11-11 02:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe votes are in! The official show time is **8:30pm central..
The votes are in! The official show time is **8:30pm central this *Saturday*!** It’s a bit late to put this out there, but I’m thinking of making it a “Pure Passion” themed night. What do you think? [Please drop a ❤️. I should’ve promoted this show days ago, but I cocked up, and now I’m in a pickle.]
2023-11-10 13:02:29 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, Saturday it is!! Now, what time?? [I mean for my liv..
Okay, Saturday it is!! Now, what time?? [I mean for my livestream. Pretty please ❤️ this so people see it!!! Otherwise, I’ll feel a sadness in my bosom.]
2023-11-09 08:15:59 +0000 UTC View Post$5 live. Need I say more? Probably. Sure, you see some boo..
$5 live. Need I say more? Probably. Sure, you see some boob. But it’s everything else I reveal that is all the more *titillating*. [3 hours long. Definitely *not* a typical live for me, but good if you need a little company and want to learn more about me and all my weirdness]
2023-11-08 19:06:41 +0000 UTC View PostCan you tell who I’m dressed as?? This question will reveal ..
Can you tell who I’m dressed as?? This question will reveal the true sci-fi/cartoon nerds amongst us… 👀 ALSO, this as good a time as any; I’m doing a show this weekend!! Which night is better for you?
2023-11-07 02:08:36 +0000 UTC View PostNot to toot my own horn, but people often tell me my streams..
Not to toot my own horn, but people often tell me my streams are unlike any other, and that they’re the most fun and the sexiest they’ve ever seen on this platform. Unlock this if you enjoy *very real* girlfriendy and funny content, and also want to bust a nut. I promise, you shan’t be disappointed. 🎃 5+ hours 🎃 15+ stripteases 🎃 Priceless observations 🎃 Fully nude and gettin’ rude 🎃 Pussy b-hole spreading! Come on… Isn’t it time you see what all the fuss is about? 😈
2023-11-06 14:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostOopsie poopsie! Guess who forgot to post today… 🫢
Oopsie poopsie! Guess who forgot to post today… 🫢
2023-11-06 07:58:09 +0000 UTC View PostJust pondering how I can get into some mischief…
Just pondering how I can get into some mischief…
2023-11-04 16:51:12 +0000 UTC View PostHow wonderful is this hat? It’s something I’m sure we can al..
How wonderful is this hat? It’s something I’m sure we can all relate to… 😅 Speaking of which, I sent something extra naughty to your inbox! Go check those DMs! 💦 [And pretty please be sweet and ❤️ this post! It lifts my spirits, and helps me support myself]
2023-11-03 20:49:38 +0000 UTC View PostI get so turned on dancing to MGMT… Gyrating and grinding, a..
I get so turned on dancing to MGMT… Gyrating and grinding, and wriggling my way out of my clothes until I’m wearing nothing but a hat! ⭐️ Song: Little Dark Age ⭐️ Video length: 9m49s ⭐️ Fully nude: Yes ⭐️ Fapworthy AND girlfriendy: YES! 💦
2023-11-03 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like to start your day with a good pump? Get it? GET..
Do you like to start your day with a good pump? Get it? GET IT!?! Lololol…
2023-11-02 13:13:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s official! My free Halloween stream starts at 7:30pm cen..
It’s official! My free Halloween stream starts at 7:30pm central TONIGHT! 🎃👻🎃👻🎃 [Pretty please drop a ❤️ to help spread the word!!]
2023-10-31 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostCan you join me for my Halloween livestream?? Vote on the ti..
Can you join me for my Halloween livestream?? Vote on the time that works best for you, and let’s do itttt! [Pretty please ❤️ this so lots of people see it!]
2023-10-30 21:33:34 +0000 UTC View Post⭐️My most intimate and revealing live of all time⭐️ **6 hou..
⭐️My most intimate and revealing live of all time⭐️ **6 hour** livestream, 5 of which are top notch streaming and fapping material. ⭐️ Fully nude ⭐️ 10+ strip teases ⭐️ Sooo many unbelievably hot angles ⭐️ Pussy and b-hole spreading ⭐️ Admitting why I’m a horny little creep Don’t you want to see why I wear kneepads during my streams?? 👀 I got so into what I was doing, I literally pulled a boob. Don’t miss out! 💦
2023-10-29 14:45:05 +0000 UTC View PostI’m finally feeling a little bit Halloweeny! [Please do me ..
I’m finally feeling a little bit Halloweeny! [Please do me a big favor and ❤️ this post!! It means the world to me!]
2023-10-29 00:25:14 +0000 UTC View PostWell would you look at me, being all sweet. Also you should ..
Well would you look at me, being all sweet. Also you should totally check your DMs. Like… now. [And puhhhlease would you mind giving this post a ❤️? It makes such a big difference in my mood, and my ability to support myself 🥰]
2023-10-26 23:41:32 +0000 UTC View PostI should be working, but I got too horny, and ended up mastu..
I should be working, but I got too horny, and ended up masturbating instead. Unlock this to see my ✨post orgasm glow✨ I was still shaking when I took these, it’s honestly wild how rosy my cheeks and titties get when I cum… ☺️
2023-10-26 01:22:19 +0000 UTC View PostWould you be interested in a Halloween stream, on actual Hal..
Would you be interested in a Halloween stream, on actual Halloween? As in, on the 31st, not this weekend?
2023-10-25 20:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostShowing my pussy and asshole and everything imaginable in th..
Showing my pussy and asshole and everything imaginable in this video and photo bundle!! Even though I’m quite horny and very playful in this set, I’m marking it extra low. Why, you ask? Well, to be entirely honest, this is from before I got my new phone, and I feel like the video quality isn’t quite as good as the content I make now, so I wanted to give you the chance to *snatch* up a good deal. Get it before I regret this and every decision I’ve ever made!! 😅
2023-10-25 12:47:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Carlotta pulled the ol’ popcorn trick on me. She said “Reach..
Carlotta pulled the ol’ popcorn trick on me. She said “Reach into the bowl, and squeeze what ya find!” Also, go check your inbox for something naughty, featuring both of us. Highly recommend 😚💕
2023-10-24 01:01:43 +0000 UTC View PostHelloooo!! I’m a bit sleepy after my big livestream this wee..
Helloooo!! I’m a bit sleepy after my big livestream this weekend, but I promise I’ll get back to editing, and I’ll be sending out something very fun very soon. In the meantime, here’s a cute pic for ya 💕
2023-10-22 22:02:30 +0000 UTC View PostShowtime in just over 12 hours!! And I’m definitely not stil..
Showtime in just over 12 hours!! And I’m definitely not still awake and screwing around on the internet… **8:30pm central TONIGHT**
2023-10-20 11:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostTrapped at Urgent Care… Wish me luck!! Also the show is 100..
Trapped at Urgent Care… Wish me luck!! Also the show is 100% still on tomorrow (Friday) night, so don’t forget!! 8:30pm central.
2023-10-20 00:50:17 +0000 UTC View Post