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Yeah, I sound like an infomercial, but I don’t give a fuck! ..

Yeah, I sound like an infomercial, but I don’t give a fuck! Just got done at the 🄾🄱🄶🅈🄽. Did you know that the # of emergent colon cancer cases is ***higher in women than men***, primarily because men are more likely to be screened earlier? **More and more women use their OBGYN for primary medical care, so this screening is often missed.** Get yourself checked and ask your doctor about when you should be screened for things like colon cancer. ❤️

2021-06-03 14:58:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Aw yeaaa. That bed head 😜

2021-06-03 13:43:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Squirting is not an orgasm. I am one of those women that..

Squirting is **not** an orgasm. I am one of those women that ***taught myself how to squirt***. While it is not an orgasm, squirting can often accompany one. I personally don’t feel any additional pleasure from squirting, but it can be fun! Many women say that it enhances their pleasure. It’s all individual 🤷🏽‍♀️☺️

2021-06-03 02:55:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Have you ever played with food intimately? My favorite..

***Have you ever played with food intimately?*** My favorite food play involves ice cubes and/or ice cream🤤 **Unlock to watch me clean myself up** 💋

2021-06-02 23:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Anybody else eat Nutella from the jar? 😅

2021-06-02 22:47:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Oh my goodness… I’ve been so tired from traveling. Today has..

Oh my goodness… I’ve been so tired from traveling. Today has definitely been a lazy one. I have so much to catch up on 😩 Time to start making new content! 😀

2021-06-02 20:06:51 +0000 UTC View Post

On my way home! I’m so excited to see my adorable kitt..

***On my way home!*** I’m so excited to see my adorable kitten and to finally get naked! 😀 **Who else just immediately strips down upon entering their home?!**

2021-06-01 10:16:13 +0000 UTC View Post

How much have you missed me?? 😜 Shower Time! Tip for a..

How much have you missed me?? 😜 ***Shower Time!*** Tip for a live shower treat 😏

2021-06-01 01:47:34 +0000 UTC View Post

As many of you wind down from Memorial Day weekend, I want t..

As many of you wind down from Memorial Day weekend, I want to take a moment to thank the ***countless brave individuals*** who have fought and continue to fight to protect democracy and the freedoms we are so very fortunate to have every day. To all of those that have given their lives so that we may live in a country with such rights as freedom of speech, ***you are not forgotten, nor will you ever be***. To the ***women*** who have stepped forward so courageously and overcome so many obstacles to stand next to men, side by side, shoulder to shoulder, to truly be united and set an example of the equality we fight for daily, thank you. On this Memorial Day, ***we honor you***. 🇺🇸

2021-06-01 01:20:32 +0000 UTC View Post

I’ve been traveling all day and have finally arrived at my d..

I’ve been traveling all day and have finally arrived at my destination! I’m attending a family event, so my messages might be a bit delayed until I return Tuesday afternoon. But that doesn’t mean I still can’t have fun with you! ***Who’s going to be the first to spin the wheel?!*** 😀

2021-05-29 22:36:17 +0000 UTC View Post

I wanna know which of you has ever been naughty on an airpla..

I wanna know which of you has ever been naughty on an airplane? 😏 ***(Everybody chill - I’ve been vaccinated and we’re on a layover.😜)***

2021-05-29 18:24:36 +0000 UTC View Post

When I see a bug. Is this just me? 😂

2021-05-29 14:06:42 +0000 UTC View Post

***Would you be interested in learning about anal sex and an..

***Would you be interested in learning about anal sex and anal play?*** It is so important that both women and men explore their erogenous zones, and I want people to understand that it is not simply about a man giving a woman anal penetration. It should never hurt. You never just shove it in. Porn is not anal sex ed. And both women and men can feel immense pleasure from receiving anal. ***My best orgasms are during anal penetration.***

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It totally works. I can’t seem to find any scissors, so I cu..

It totally works. I can’t seem to find any scissors, so I cut my shirt with a kitchen knife 😂 but I think it turned out pretty good!!

2021-05-29 02:03:40 +0000 UTC View Post

I love this quote. Respect should be given whether you’re c..

I love this quote. Respect should be given whether you’re clothed or not. My tits are enormous… I don’t deserve less respect because a man isn’t blessed with this beautiful bosom. “I shouldn’t have to cover my body for you to respect me. My body is part of who I am, as much as my voice is. Asking me to cover up my body for you to be able to respect me, is like asking me to shut up for you to be able to respect me.” - Farida D.

2021-05-28 23:08:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Anyone else love the show Peaky Blinders?! I started rewatch..

Anyone else love the show Peaky Blinders?! I started rewatching it last night and got a little horny… I think the main character is **so fine**!

2021-05-28 21:54:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Goodnight friends! Hopefully I’ll actually be able to sleep ..

Goodnight friends! Hopefully I’ll actually be able to sleep tonight 😂

2021-05-28 05:23:36 +0000 UTC View Post

You know what to do 💋

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