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One of my older posts - my first audio post about body posit..
One of my older posts - my first audio post about body positivity ever.
2021-06-26 09:32:24 +0000 UTC View PostThe audio version of a previous post ❤️
The audio version of a previous post ❤️
2021-06-26 08:34:24 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling nostalgic. Throwing it back to the swingers white li..
Feeling nostalgic. Throwing it back to the swingers white lies foam pool party I went to when I first started my page. I was the only unicorn (single woman) there. Hahaha “my ass is a virgin”…. Would you have believed that lie? 😏
2021-06-26 02:26:50 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you think I’m thinking about right now? 😏
What do you think I’m thinking about right now? 😏
2021-06-25 18:59:53 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s been a crazy day, but I’m still making content! 😏 Where..
It’s been a crazy day, but I’m still making content! 😏 Where are my night 🦉?
2021-06-25 05:15:18 +0000 UTC View PostDid you join us for our erotic stories?? We had so much fun ..
Did you join us for our erotic stories?? We had so much fun with everyone that joined. Thanks for sticking with us through the tech issues! Now go check out @rowdyroommate because she’s getting off to my hot story right now!
2021-06-25 05:09:24 +0000 UTC View Post𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 💦 𝐈 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐡
𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 💦 𝐈 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐡
2021-06-24 09:33:33 +0000 UTC View Post𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐲 𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧; 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 ..
𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐲 𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧; 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐈 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞.
2021-06-24 08:40:51 +0000 UTC View PostI’m so bored right now… will you help keep me occupied?? $4 ..
I’m so bored right now… will you help keep me occupied?? $4 dick rates today only 🤩
2021-06-23 23:04:29 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll just be chilling in bed for a while in the fet*l positi..
I’ll just be chilling in bed for a while in the fet*l position (why the hell can’t I used that word on here, OF?!) 😩 [Important tidbit - birth control is not just used for contraception. For example, I need it to manage my polycystic ovarian syndrome.]
2021-06-23 19:33:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you think of my photo? I took this after my second g..
What do you think of my photo? I took this after my second gang bang 😏💋
2021-06-23 18:38:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhile the ***We-Vibe Moxie*** is a bit on the pricier side, ..
While the ***We-Vibe Moxie*** is a bit on the pricier side, at $129, it’s definitely worth giving a try if you’re looking for some fun partner play! It’s designed to slide easily into the little pocket in your panties and is secured using one of the two magnetic clips included in the box. Because it is whisper quiet, you can slip this on for discrete play in public without worrying about anyone else hearing it for up to 2 hours of fun. Even though it is small, it’s mighty and comes with ten different vibration modes. You can control the Moxie manually, with a small remote, or by pairing it to the We Connect App so that you can create personalized vibrations, sync vibrations to the beat of a song, and give control to your partner from anywhere in the world, right from your phone. Just remember that the app shows your IP address, so you don’t want to give access to anyone you don’t knowing your location. Because it is made of a very soft silicone material and is waterproof, it is incredibly easy to clean and can also be a lot of fun to use in the shower or pool. One cool feature is that, after 30 minutes of inactivity, it will switch into sleep mode so that the battery doesn’t drain. A magnetic USB charging cable is included in the box for recharging, making it perfect for travel.
2021-06-23 01:01:21 +0000 UTC View Post**Women look amazing in crop tops.** That underboob game is ..
**Women look amazing in crop tops.** That underboob game is fucking🔥 It’s also fun to just whip ‘em out, for a sexy full view…
2021-06-22 20:58:22 +0000 UTC View PostAlways having fun with @rowdyroommate! Who thinks we need an..
Always having fun with @rowdyroommate! Who thinks we need another round of some sexy games?!
2021-06-22 20:20:46 +0000 UTC View Post**Who says you can’t play while running errands?** New Toy R..
**Who says you can’t play while running errands?** New Toy Review coming tonight.
2021-06-21 17:54:00 +0000 UTC View Post𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧; 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐢𝐜! 🥵 And you can see t..
𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧; 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐢𝐜! 🥵 And you can see the booty poppin too. Gunna give myself a pat on the back for that one. 😏 Guess I should go get dressed for my workout now. 😩
2021-06-20 22:23:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhy am I so entertained by the adorably tiny fruit and the w..
Why am I so entertained by the adorably tiny fruit and the waves in the glasses on the filter? 🤦🏽♀️😂 I guess this is what I do in the bath now 🤷🏽♀️
2021-06-20 15:31:19 +0000 UTC View Post***We are rap3 survivors.*** **Black box = 24 anonymous cre..
***We are rap3 survivors.*** **Black box = 24 anonymous creators.** Today is Father’s Day. A day dedicated to honoring fathers and the influence they have in society. How will you influence society? How will you raise your sons and talk with your father? Will you make a change? Or will the cycle of violence continue? **If you’re a creator and would like to add your photo to the collage or be counted as part of the black box anonymously, please DM me.** @christianblu @notyourbecky @sweettinsley @bigbootybabe2 @kikiyoko @priss516 @thehazelunicorn
2021-06-20 12:14:14 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what this symbolizes? You’re about to learn a wh..
Do you know what this symbolizes? You’re about to learn a whole lot more about me 😏
2021-06-20 02:49:44 +0000 UTC View PostThis is such a great song to fuck to
This is such a great song to fuck to
2021-06-20 01:47:05 +0000 UTC View PostDating advice. You’d think that these would be common sense ..
Dating advice. You’d think that these would be common sense by now… but this happens all the time. Literally just had all of these things happen within one short conversation during the past few hours.
2021-06-19 05:09:35 +0000 UTC View PostSay what you will, I will always think overalls are the tits..
Say what you will, I will always think overalls are the tits 😂
2021-06-17 00:35:19 +0000 UTC View PostGettin my hair done! 😀 Mid wink eye twitch 😂
Gettin my hair done! 😀 Mid wink eye twitch 😂
2021-06-16 20:53:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you call me a BBW, you’re calling me fat When you call..
When you call me a BBW, you’re calling me fat When you call me fat, you’re objectifying me. When you objectify me, you’re destroying my self esteem, and teaching me that my body is all that defines me. Fat men are not called BBM’s. I am not a BBW. I am just, me. - The Hazel Unicorn
2021-06-16 18:57:23 +0000 UTC View Post