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Good morning my beloved whores, shrimpies, sissies and freak..

Good morning my beloved whores, shrimpies, sissies and freaks ❀️

And good morning to you too, stranded vanilla guy who arrived here by mistake but never could leave πŸ˜‚

Yesterday I had some issues with my beautiful yellow suitcase, which completely ditched me right in front of the Berlin Hauptbahnhof and missed a wheel! So I had to go through the day pulling some wheelies from train to train 🫠

I also had some issues with the Deutsche Bahn (you know, the usual, delayed trains, canceled stops, 11hrs trips when it was supposed to be 4hrs🫠) but I'm not holding a grudge with them because pretty much I fucked up with the tickets reservations and had to sneak off the train and wait till the heat wore off πŸ˜…

Anyway, that's the general update, I'm still on the road and fullfiling my Mistressy duties (doing some Keyholding while on a trip feels super special and HOT πŸ₯΅) so I'm still having lots of fun 😈

Ps: A wild new suitcase appeared in Throne list, just saying 😌

Ps2: Am I making this my personal trip journal? We'll maybe 😏

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The weekend is coming fast... Do you know what that means? ..

The weekend is coming fast...

Do you know what that means? 😈

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German beer is sooooooo good 🍻

German beer is sooooooo good 🍻

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Shit happens.

Shit happens.

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Last night in gorgeous Berlin! Believe me, it was my pleasur..

Last night in gorgeous Berlin! Believe me, it was my pleasure! 😁

I'll be spending a couple of hours at the hotel packing my bags and hanging out, message me if you are feeling dirty! πŸ₯΅

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New photoshoot is out! This look is inspired by one of the ..

New photoshoot is out!
This look is inspired by one of the artworks a sub made for me (@jkspenser) and the lovely skirt that @jolinew got for me.
So thank you both πŸ’—πŸ’—

And of course, I'm wearing one of my massive strapons, can you guess which one?

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BIG, MASSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT ON R3D.D1T! GO CHECK THAT OUT, ASA..

BIG, MASSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT ON R3D.D1T!
GO CHECK THAT OUT, ASAP.

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Lol it looks like I sent a full video for free by mistake πŸ˜… ..

Lol it looks like I sent a full video for free by mistake πŸ˜…

If you managed to watch it, lucky you! 🫠

If you didn't, better luck next time (never πŸ™Š)

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Got back to the hotel early today, this is your best chance ..

Got back to the hotel early today, this is your best chance to get a piece of this πŸ₯΅

DM me and obey! 😏

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Is it time for "Report Cards" to make their grand entrance? ..

Is it time for "Report Cards" to make their grand entrance?
You bet it isβ€”for this teacher's students, at least!
Ready to grab yours? Don’t miss out!
Get them this week with a special discount

I'll rate your dick based on different aspects that I consider important.

Report Card only $18 (regular price: $20)
Report Card + SPH/Dick Rate audio note $29 (regular price: $32)
Report Card + SPH/Dick Rate video $50 (regular price: $55)

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I have some free time at the hotel before my next adventure,..

I have some free time at the hotel before my next adventure, if you are looking for some fun this is the perfect moment 😁

Now entertain me slut πŸ₯΅

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Berlin was quite chilly till I've arrived, today there was a..

Berlin was quite chilly till I've arrived, today there was a heat alert and it's too hot to be walking on the street! πŸ₯΅

Was it because of my arrival or is it just a coincidence? πŸ€”

Might be, might be not 🀭

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Never forget I'm in charge here 😌

Never forget I'm in charge here 😌

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I have this new fantasy where I go to a crowded bar and orde..

I have this new fantasy where I go to a crowded bar and order the biggest pitcher of beer, then I sit on your face and never leave before finishing it πŸ₯΅

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Anybody knows how to say *"cheers"* in German?

Anybody knows how to say *"cheers"* in German?

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I'm at a Mexican restaurant in Berlin that's runned down by ..

I'm at a Mexican restaurant in Berlin that's runned down by a family of pakistanis πŸ€”

I guess this is as Berlin as it gets πŸ˜‚

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This is my favorite perfume I want this Now you have to get ..

This is my favorite perfume
I want this
Now you have to get it for me

Good boys will receive juicy rewards πŸ₯΅

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I went to the Berlinische Galerie and they said they were so..

I went to the Berlinische Galerie and they said they were so mesmerized with my mighty booty that they'd love to add it to their collection! πŸ₯΅

Don't worry, I respectfully declined! 🀭

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Despite having to wait for like one hour in the line, Mustaf..

Despite having to wait for like one hour in the line, Mustafa's donner kebab might be the best in the world 🀀

Dammit Mustafa, you did it again 😍

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Things I don't like about Berlin, even having it legalized t..

Things I don't like about Berlin, even having it legalized there's practically no 420 scene 😭

Come on Berlin, all the other cities are having so much fun! πŸ˜‚

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Things I love from Germany: *German beer *German weather *..

Things I love from Germany:
*German beer
*German weather
*Tall, cute and shy German guys

❀️❀️❀️

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This one came up as a revelation to the divine Mistress Maia..

This one came up as a revelation to the divine Mistress Maia Redhood during one of her travels around the world. Deep into the wet hot Barcelona, seated at 𝘭𝘒 𝘣𝘒𝘳𝘳𝘒 of her favorite 𝘡𝘒𝘱𝘒𝘴 bar, she had this wonderful idea for a new chaster lock that requires the maximum sacrifice of her subs. Because you can't make a tortilla without cracking some eggs, right? Bon apetit 😜

This is a 3 day lock and it will be at an special discount price for a week ($100).

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After a long day walking around in a new city filled with ex..

After a long day walking around in a new city filled with excitement, now I can finally take a deserved warm shower and chill naked at the hotel room.

Mistress feels blessed with her sweet boys who made all this possible😚

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Where in the world is Maia Redhood? 😌 Did you think they we..

Where in the world is Maia Redhood? 😌

Did you think they were all going to be that easy? 🀭

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Thank you to my dear sissy Violet who invited my last dinner..

Thank you to my dear sissy Violet who invited my last dinner in Barcelona, I had fried calamari and a divine spanish tortilla that I will miss forever in my life πŸ₯°

If you'd like to be as good as her, remember you can also check my Throne list and pamper me like I deserve during my eurotrip 😍

What's coming next? You'll see! ❀️

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I just had the best Spanish tortilla or my life πŸ₯Ή

I just had the best Spanish tortilla or my life πŸ₯Ή

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Only one way to survive this wet hot city πŸ₯΅ Who can guess w..

Only one way to survive this wet hot city πŸ₯΅

Who can guess which flavors are my favorite? 😘

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Yes, I've been carrying my camera around 😁 although I've bee..

Yes, I've been carrying my camera around 😁 although I've been a bit busy lately so I'll have to find some time to work in the edition πŸ˜…

Anyways, who can tell me where this is? Come on, this is an easy one!

From the "Where in the world is Maia Redhood' series 😎

Ps: should I get a trenchcoat and a hat? Lol

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Doing some shopping today πŸ₯° Mistress is in a dire need for ..

Doing some shopping today πŸ₯°

Mistress is in a dire need for pretty summer dresses 😍

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Morning coffee with a hangover πŸ˜…

Morning coffee with a hangover πŸ˜…

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