I just want to say thank you, you’re all awesome! And I live..
I just want to say thank you, you’re all awesome! And I live for this kind of stuff 🥰 Keep em coming!
2022-07-25 11:56:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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Washing away the filth of the weekend 🥰
Washing away the filth of the weekend 🥰
2022-07-24 17:32:30 +0000 UTC View PostWill be getting back to messages this afternoon :) x
Will be getting back to messages this afternoon :) x
2022-07-24 12:24:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Crunchy nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for wankers
Crunchy nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for wankers
2022-07-20 16:58:29 +0000 UTC View Post
You Could Have You're C--- In Her, You Still Wouldn’t Have T..
You Could Have You're C--- In Her, You Still Wouldn’t Have The Balls To Fuck ;)
2022-07-15 17:55:26 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s fine. Luckily we’re all English so no-one’s going to as..
It’s fine. Luckily we’re all English so no-one’s going to ask any questions. Thank you, centuries of emotional repression!
2022-07-13 18:47:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Just got to Malaga! Any requests? ;) Corfu 06?! More like M..
Just got to Malaga! Any requests? ;) Corfu 06?! More like Malaga 22 amirite?!
2022-07-08 21:20:06 +0000 UTC View PostREVENGE. REVENGE IS THE SEXY MAN'S JUSTICE.
REVENGE. REVENGE IS THE SEXY MAN'S JUSTICE.
2022-07-05 19:35:47 +0000 UTC View PostFront, back, cuddle.. The set menu
Front, back, cuddle.. The set menu
2022-07-03 12:09:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, I’m Jez, how’s it hangling?
Hi, I’m Jez, how’s it hangling?
2022-06-29 19:50:42 +0000 UTC View PostI just play the cards as they’re dealt my friend ;)
I just play the cards as they’re dealt my friend ;)
2022-06-28 18:38:50 +0000 UTC View PostI hope I don’t do a big MARK in my pants 😍
I hope I don’t do a big MARK in my pants 😍
2022-06-27 17:46:11 +0000 UTC View Post“I mean, they’re just a pair of human breasts for Christ’s s..
“I mean, they’re just a pair of human breasts for Christ’s sakes” 🖤
2022-06-22 19:25:50 +0000 UTC View Post“I'VE SEEN BEHIND THE CURTAIN. AHOY THERE, MORAL HIGH GROUND..
“I'VE SEEN BEHIND THE CURTAIN. AHOY THERE, MORAL HIGH GROUND.”
2022-06-21 21:41:54 +0000 UTC View Post
RELAX. STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE MUGGERS AND THEIR FREE CALLS..
RELAX. STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE MUGGERS AND THEIR FREE CALLS! I'M GETTING SEXY!
2022-06-18 18:57:47 +0000 UTC View Post
WHO KNOWS? WHO THE FUCK EVEN CARES?
WHO KNOWS? WHO THE FUCK EVEN CARES?
2022-06-17 19:08:05 +0000 UTC View Post