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2022-02-16 23:48:10 +0000 UTC View Post
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'OH, WHAT NEXT? AM I GOING TO TELL HER SHE'S GOT LOVELY TITS..
'OH, WHAT NEXT? AM I GOING TO TELL HER SHE'S GOT LOVELY TITS?'
2022-02-15 23:17:06 +0000 UTC View PostSHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE! SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE! SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!
2022-02-14 22:38:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe lovely nurse that doesnāt write anything down š©āāļøš„
The lovely nurse that doesnāt write anything down š©āāļøš„
2022-02-14 21:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostDr Jeremy says youāve got to stay in bed with plenty of flui..
Dr Jeremy says youāve got to stay in bed with plenty of fluids..
2022-02-13 22:18:12 +0000 UTC View PostSO, SAY, TELL YOU WHAT, JEFF. I HAD A GREAT SHAG LAST NIGHT...
SO, SAY, TELL YOU WHAT, JEFF. I HAD A GREAT SHAG LAST NIGHT. ā¤ļø
2022-02-13 20:52:43 +0000 UTC View Post"LET ME PUT MY DOBBIN IN YOUR NOGGIN."
"LET ME PUT MY DOBBIN IN YOUR NOGGIN."
2022-02-13 20:05:36 +0000 UTC View PostāBollocks to love!ā Nah, whatās everyone up to this Valenti..
āBollocks to love!ā Nah, whatās everyone up to this Valentines? :)
2022-02-12 17:39:04 +0000 UTC View PostTURNS OUT I CAN JUST READ THE FUCKING YOUTUBE COMMENTS!
TURNS OUT I CAN JUST READ THE FUCKING YOUTUBE COMMENTS!
2022-02-11 22:26:20 +0000 UTC View PostPLUS, I'VE GOT PENSION PROVISION COMING OUT OF MY ARSE.
PLUS, I'VE GOT PENSION PROVISION COMING OUT OF MY ARSE.
2022-02-10 18:40:22 +0000 UTC View PostLeave the disgusting stuff to me ;)
Leave the disgusting stuff to me ;)
2022-02-09 18:28:44 +0000 UTC View PostIāM ON A DATE WITH A TEENAGE GOTH, SMOKING POT IN THE LAZER..
IāM ON A DATE WITH A TEENAGE GOTH, SMOKING POT IN THE LAZER BOWL TOILETS.
2022-02-09 12:10:40 +0000 UTC View PostTHIS IS GREAT. I'M HAVING IT LARGE. IT'S LIKE I'M LIVING IN..
THIS IS GREAT. I'M HAVING IT LARGE. IT'S LIKE I'M LIVING IN A PORNO...
2022-02-08 18:52:29 +0000 UTC View PostThanks for the subs and lovely messages over the weekend š„° L..
Thanks for the subs and lovely messages over the weekend š„° Looking forward to showing you my valentines outfits!
2022-02-07 18:26:06 +0000 UTC View PostIT'S THE HEART OF DARKNESS, JEZ. IT'S THE FUCKING DIRT.
IT'S THE HEART OF DARKNESS, JEZ. IT'S THE FUCKING DIRT.
2022-02-07 14:54:23 +0000 UTC View Post'BECAUSE I'M WORKING AS JEREMY'S MAD PIZZA BUTLER.'
'BECAUSE I'M WORKING AS JEREMY'S MAD PIZZA BUTLER.'
2022-02-06 15:52:37 +0000 UTC View PostāCan I have my Blackberry back pleaseā
āCan I have my Blackberry back pleaseā
2022-02-03 16:53:54 +0000 UTC View PostWho needs romance when you're doing it up the bum? - Jez ;)
Who needs romance when you're doing it up the bum? - Jez ;)
2022-02-01 20:34:42 +0000 UTC View PostEnjoying the first day of some needed time off from my actua..
Enjoying the first day of some needed time off from my actual accounting job š but you know what that means ;) the El Dude Brothers are going to be here in full swing! I canāt access my messages today for some reason, but will reply as soon as I can get back into them :) x
2022-01-31 17:50:58 +0000 UTC View PostSHE'S A HOTTIE. A REAL HOT BANANA.
SHE'S A HOTTIE. A REAL HOT BANANA.
2022-01-30 18:27:57 +0000 UTC View Post
THERE IS A NIPPLE MISSING, JEREMY, THERE IS A NIPPLE MISSING..
THERE IS A NIPPLE MISSING, JEREMY, THERE IS A NIPPLE MISSING!
2022-01-27 18:12:35 +0000 UTC View PostTip Ā£7 on this post and I will send the uncensored pics in y..
Tip Ā£7 on this post and I will send the uncensored pics in your messages ;)
2022-01-25 20:17:03 +0000 UTC View PostHEREāS THE SEXY, PEP-UP-THE-PARTY, ACID-IN-THE-PUNCHBOWL ON..
HEREāS THE SEXY, PEP-UP-THE-PARTY, ACID-IN-THE-PUNCHBOWL ONES
2022-01-25 20:09:31 +0000 UTC View Post
IT'S TOO HOT. IT'S TOO BLOODY HOT! IT'S RUINING EVERYTHING...
IT'S TOO HOT. IT'S TOO BLOODY HOT! IT'S RUINING EVERYTHING. TELL IT TO STOP!
2022-01-23 17:16:54 +0000 UTC View PostMark, beggars canāt be choosers, sheās an actual woman!
Mark, beggars canāt be choosers, sheās an actual woman!
2022-01-23 10:57:28 +0000 UTC View Post'RELAX. STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE MUGGERS AND THEIR FREE CALL..
'RELAX. STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE MUGGERS AND THEIR FREE CALLS! I'M GETTING SEXY!
2022-01-22 22:31:13 +0000 UTC View PostI DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE BALL. I JUST WANT TO SIT AROUND IN..
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE BALL. I JUST WANT TO SIT AROUND IN MY PANTS. Will be recording and sending your custom requests tomorrow š
2022-01-22 15:13:32 +0000 UTC View Post