Okay. Soooooo. Help choose this dog a potential name. We found this dog and have had no luck. So we are arguing between names so I figure where better to decide a name than a porn site 😂😂 WE ARE THE KINGS OF FAKE NAMES. ANYWAYS. VOTES.
2021-08-31 19:55:04 +0000 UTC View PostHave you seeeeeeeen my blonde is peaking through 😭😭
2021-08-31 18:59:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy dowdy lol. Has anyone else had to wear one of these stupid fucking drug patches as terms or their release from jaillllll? They itch and suck.
2021-08-31 16:19:23 +0000 UTC View PostThe second you count your blessings. Start counting them even more -on the bad days. Be blessed for your two eyes and two ears if nothing else. Some people don’t get that lucky. I’m lucky for medical flower today. Lmao
2021-08-31 07:40:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Out here trying to catch up on scheduling posts and shit. Like fuck onlyfans talked about shutting down and I freaked the fuck out. 😘😂😂 Atleast we are here to stay guys xo
2021-08-31 06:57:32 +0000 UTC View PostSluttty singing shower Sunday’s 😘 Let’s talk. Don’t ask me why but for research purposes ANYONE WHOS EVER SPENT TIME LOCKED UP!! comment below something you wish you knew before the FIRST time you went to jaiilllll. It really is important and I might not be able to respond first thing however I do want everyone who thinks of something to respond or DM me. This is by no means meant to embarrass or attack anyone so apologizes if it does. ✨✨
2021-08-31 06:18:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Lolol in case you didn’t know how extra I am 😻😻✨
2021-08-31 06:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I love me some fucking space buns. It’s like super fitting too because I’m always in the clouds Stoney baloney wiffff da space buns son ✨✨
2021-08-31 04:59:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s some more cute shit in the fuck boi hat 😂😅 Also. If you aren’t you should go check out my VIP page. It’s all unlocked and way less bullshit and way less talking 😂😭 it’s cheep and worth it. Also I’m at 30% topageeeee Onlyfans.com/lexisesi
2021-08-31 02:43:57 +0000 UTC View PostWatch the bear smoke 😂😭 I been lookin like a straight bum for two days. 😂 My birthday week has been successful as fuuuck
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2021-08-31 00:45:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you had the chance to see my fuck boi hat? No. Well. Here ya go. You’re welcome 😂😂😂 FUCK FACT. I Got that peace sign fuck of a tattoo in high school during spring break in a trailer and the first thing I asked was “do you have clean needles” shoulda also asked about their skill set as an artist in as well 😂🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
2021-08-30 22:29:29 +0000 UTC View PostYou know what my favorite part of this Spider-Man photo shoot? That little fatty pootch aka my ass or too legs idfk. Anyways I’m cute 😂✨
2021-08-30 06:39:58 +0000 UTC View PostI know how much you guy live for my garbage stoner songs. 😂😂 Literally I’ll die happy as long as people are laughing when Im expiring 😂🤷🏼♀️ I truly believe people are put on this planet for a reason and mine is to do dumb shit and make people laugh 😂😂
2021-08-30 05:53:36 +0000 UTC View PostGoofy girl. I’m ready to do some live sexting on my Snapchat. 10$ for 10 minutes photos included 20$ for 25 mins photos and videos Tip tip tippp dadddy I wanna help you cum 😍😻💋😘
2021-08-30 03:37:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone seems to really love my hair but to me looks gray and I’m not a fan 😭
2021-08-29 20:46:37 +0000 UTC View PostSome fat boi Os. I’m getting ridiculously good at this shit. Can you blow fire Os??
2021-08-29 19:47:15 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s some random rambling for this rainy Sunday. I feel like it’s fucking always raining here in Florida 😂😭 I tell people I live in the 20 percent. Which means it’s always 20 percent or higher lmao. Like whaaaat Stop. Goddamn raining. 😭😂✨🔫🔫🔫
2021-08-29 16:55:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Look how fat my booty looked. This was the beginning of the worst year of drug abuse. I look so younggg and innocent. MY PUPILS THO 😐😐😐😐 Shit. Good morning daddies. Anyone wanna sext??!! Tip here to get my attention xx
2021-08-29 11:29:45 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s some more of my main fucking talent. IF YOU GET OFF ON ME SMOKING PLEASE CONTRIBUTE TO MY POT HERE. any amount will be rewarded 😋😘😘😘
2021-08-29 07:34:43 +0000 UTC View Post
There’s another storm rollinnnn in. Brewing in the gulf of some shit. Lmao. Anyways. FUNFACT #768098 I fucking hate storms- however I live for lightning strike photos like the one I took and you can see with a quick swip right 😘🥰 Kinda a contradiction if I do say so myself. Like I’ll cry over a loud thunder yet chase the storm with tears for a fucking photo. God damn being an artist isn’t easy stg 😂😭😂
2021-08-29 05:49:09 +0000 UTC View PostGuys I’m in the top 34% on my VIP PAGE. IT hasn’t been that low in FOREVER. ANYWAY if you aren’t over there. Iam need you to get there. It’s 3$ish lol onlyfans.com/lexisesi
2021-08-29 05:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-08-29 01:31:15 +0000 UTC View PostLmao. My mom or the cops or whatever. But does anyone else duck like this and become super obvious 😂 I’m like literally the worlds most OBVIOUS liar 😂 Let’s get highhhhhh. High. High. High. High. Lololol.
2021-08-28 16:43:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Cute little toes And a little bitty button nose 😘🥰 How’s my birthday treating you 😂😘
2021-08-28 10:27:44 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO THE QUEEN BEE 😊🤗 If you’ve never sent me anything for my birthday don’tchaaaa dare come at me talking bout “hey baby it’s my birthday do you send freebies” fuck your birthday and fuck you. I mean unless you got me something. Then see me about birthday freebies 🤗🤗❤️😂
2021-08-28 10:14:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I truly cannot remember if I got the chance to share this amazing fucking photo shoot with you guys LOL if not you should get at me because it’s fucking sexy I called this hat my fuck boy hat LOL Wanna see me in my fuck boi hat ducking a boi 😻😻😻 Ps it’s officially this fuck bois birthday. ✨❤️✨
2021-08-28 05:23:00 +0000 UTC View PostNot sure if you knew this or not but I’m pretty much Martha fucking Stewart’s clone 😂😂😂😂 JOKING. But since sobriety I’ve been trying to pick up new hobbies and pretty much the only one I’ve been able to pick up is baking which is not gonna be good for my fucking ass here soon😂😭😂❤️😂✨😭
2021-08-28 04:56:37 +0000 UTC View PostOut here literally playing bingo like an old lady for my first sober birthday basically fucking ever and I’m losing and it’s a fucking blast coincidentally my birthday also falls on a Saturday for the first fucking time ever. Imagine that. Sober and Saturday lol THIS TIME last year i was pretending to be sober. And lying so everyone I love this year is so magical and I’m thankful for all the creator support and love I’ve gotten along the way. It’s been amazing and I’m thankful for all of you! Also if you are trying to get sober I’ll be the first to say. IT GET EASIER. XXXX
2021-08-28 03:57:58 +0000 UTC View Post