Inhale the good shit exhale the bullshit. Blow some sage on it and open your windows. Bring on the happy vibes and money growth shit. Does anyone else think sage smells like bacon? Or burning fat? Which is what I think bacon smells like lol Or am I just weird as fuck?
2021-10-13 12:35:14 +0000 UTC View PostLol THIS IS WHY I FUX WITH THE DOLLAR TREE 😂✌🏽 Weirdo Wednesday at its finest ❤️
2021-10-13 11:03:19 +0000 UTC View PostVote B for meeee ☺️☺️ Roll in my last few contest with a W https://onlyfans.com/209840519/naughty_girl-free @aleximae for best slut 😬
2021-10-13 04:43:23 +0000 UTC View PostWorkin hard- hardly workin 😬 Another night bites the dust
2021-10-13 03:59:43 +0000 UTC View PostWerk had me sweating as a mother fuckkk last night. Is it winter yet? Oh wait. I live in Florida. Where we have rain hurricanes heat and less hot. Winter? Never seen it 😂 wel haven’t seen it since I lived in Florida atleast lol 😂
2021-10-13 01:30:20 +0000 UTC View PostCheeesin and pleasinnn ✨ How’s everyone day been?
2021-10-12 22:59:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Whatch @rodmitch straight just satisfy me for literally almost 10. Mins. Starting off Rubbing ny pussy slowly and then one finger at a time slowly in and out then sucks on my pussy until I cum and the. He sucks on my fat tittys for a little. Uhggg I love this 😛😛
2021-10-12 21:55:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe way I be looking at the end of my shift when I procrastinated my side work and had to bust ass to finish on time 😂😬✌🏽 Happy Tuesday 😈
2021-10-12 15:58:38 +0000 UTC View PostWerkin 9pm to 7am Boi I’m fucking bored. Entertain me. Tip me some dollars for a cock rate. Tip for tits bc it’s Tuesday ☺️ Legggggoooo just send me sommme Monnniessss🥰 Don’t forget to check out my vip page onlyfans.com/lexisesi <- 75% off get thereeee 😇🥺
2021-10-12 14:54:29 +0000 UTC View PostWerkin 9pm to 7am Boi I’m fucking bored. Entertain me. Tip me some dollars for a cock rate. Tip for tits bc it’s Tuesday ☺️ Legggggoooo just send me sun Monnniessss🥰
2021-10-12 08:24:56 +0000 UTC View PostLookkkkyyyy me being all cute in that shirt 🤤🤤 Low key can’t remember if I posted this already so oops. 😂
2021-10-12 08:12:42 +0000 UTC View PostLook what I fuckkkkin got y’all omgggg ❤️😂 ‘‘Twas way better than fun dip no lie guys 🥰 I fat boid the shit out of it and just poured it in my mouth 😂😂
2021-10-12 03:20:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Can’t remember if I shared this yet buuuuuut I started working again and even though the apron looks dumb and I wear a lame ass visor I’m happy-ish lolol like it’s not the worst thing ever like normal. And shit I’m proud of myself 🥰
2021-10-11 16:25:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m so fun. Literally I’ve always just wanted people to laugh with me like a sitcom tv laugh YK? So it’s been approximately 3 days since I’ve being not “competing” and I’m excited. Time wasted as fuck in voting shit. I’m sorry to my fans and following because this has been stupid lame and I’m happy to be moving forward Which pika shit is yooo fav? I ride my pink dick in a fun video I’ll send you if your up 5$
2021-10-09 10:21:16 +0000 UTC View PostBut actually lolll Funny Friday thanksbxx
2021-10-09 04:16:25 +0000 UTC View Post
By now you’ve prolly asked yourself Why the duck does she just ramble on and on and on instead of posting pussy pics and moving on with the damn shit. Well here’s why. Because my family sucks. My life’s lame And I’m CONSTANTLY forceddd to be everything but myself and here I can talk about anything and everything allllll the time
2021-10-08 16:21:22 +0000 UTC View PostDo I have baby bitch lungs or does every COPD patient cough like this lmao joking but for real why I cough 😂😭
2021-10-08 16:16:47 +0000 UTC View Post
And by this time hopefully I’m sleeping peacefully in my bed dreaming of sugarplums and shit. Who knows. But working over nights really stresses me out though because I have so much shit I need to do today but ima sleep instead lol
2021-10-08 13:19:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m fucking thrilled pikaaaa whoo?☺️ Ps who thinks I should go back red?
2021-10-08 12:17:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy fuck guiesssss guess what the fuck photos I FINALLY FOUND 😈
2021-10-08 11:14:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Tidddys hanging and tomorrow marks ten years since I birthed my best friend. You guys I’m decorating his room right now in the straight fucking dark. This is what being a moms about. I fucking love him. Forever. Childreeeeeen literally show you a new kinda love. And also the reason my tidddys be saggy from stress of motherhoooood stg😂❤️ Happy day
2021-10-08 04:48:22 +0000 UTC View PostWatch me die Tip to see me die naked Metaphorically of course✨✌🏽💕
2021-10-08 01:20:16 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone else ever… Eyes rolled 😫 Whatever. With the newest Intell of the priority button my DMs will be ❤️🙏 cakeeee. Sorry I’m so behind. I feel this is like life changing and I hope I don’t randomly die off right after learning the best fuckinnn thing xox I stay to myself here and everywhere and this is why. I can’t handle drama. Anyways I’m done doing contest. I’ve won some I’ve LOST way more but in the end I wanna reach 6K and drop back to 5% Soooo. Back to priority. Pussy priority 😂❤️
2021-10-07 07:10:39 +0000 UTC View PostBrother. My vip page is only 3 dollars. Wanna see my pussy ever way known to man??! Here ❤️ Onlyfans.com/lexisesi
2021-10-07 04:13:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Let’s talk about ***sex*** babeeeey Let’s talk about you and meeeee Us. Together. Plural or someshit. Right? RIGHT! So this little rant ramble is probably notgoink to go where you think. This post is more about **understanding** ***and*** **misunderstanding** Soooo many times ESPECIALLY online and through the “screens and keyboards” we use to communicate do I think shit gets misunderstood. From all people involved. You can know words and their meanings more than anyone on the planet however if everyone speaks in slang and improper English will it even matter? People are so different and I’m starting to learn myself ESPECALLY HERE on OF with so many cultures this communication shit can’t get hard as fuck. Misunderstandings happen OFTEN. Sometimes we all get frustrated and wanna pout and whine and etc. but it’s important as fuck to stay positive and try to see shit from other perspectives and I’m learning that sometimes if you communicate tht you are confused you guys can prevent misunderstandings. Just some food for thought and a little cute picture 🤪
2021-10-07 04:13:24 +0000 UTC View PostBeing weird. Stay turned for my Halloween costume 😬 You’ll be ready to BONE HER after you see me 😂 That’s fucking lame. You’re welcome ✌🏽 From now on. Come to me for questions and free “coaching” Free shout outs Free like for likes Free friends list ***just so long as yours is free too*** For the record I don’t care what anyone else is selling either. Sell whatever you want just I ain’t buyin either. ✌🏽 I’ve always been the odd ball. Ima focus on that more so than anything. Hobbies with Alexis 😂😬
2021-10-06 23:34:41 +0000 UTC View PostWho’s an OG FAN?! Remember this video of me showing the only thing I’d do if I had a dick? Well. Hello✌🏽 At one point I talked about hosting comps or promo or something. BUT I’ve decided I’m not planning to do anything but make content from now on No drama. No contest - atleast for a while And giggles. The point of my page was to spread awareness, legs and mouths YK WITH LAUGHS 😂 Anyways. Let’s get that 10 k I’m comin for you 😈😈😈😈
2021-10-06 21:34:49 +0000 UTC View Post
On Today’s episode of wacky rere Wednesday sunglasses tittty Edition 😂😂😂😎 🎶I wear my sunglasses on my tittttys 🎶 Enjoy 🥰
2021-10-06 14:15:46 +0000 UTC View PostGUYS W THE FUCK 😂😂 How have I survived on this site without knowing this?!!!! Like I’m so happy and thankful for @murdabby for ALWAYS coming through❤️❤️❤️ Maybe everyone else knows this but incase you didn’t Wait wait Well if you don’t know now you know ❤️ Love you all and sending positive Smokey vibes your way xo
2021-10-06 02:44:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Bc I am. Insomnia is a bitch am I right? ***LECTURE LERN LIT WITH LEXI*** Myth: Its solely not being able to sleep at night It’s sooo so much more than that😭 Myth: It’s all in your head I wish😂 Myth: Watching TV helps with insomnia Background noise in general is proven to make it worse however some of us are scared of the dark and hate quiet and yup not happening 😂 Myth: Alcohol helps you fall asleep Did you know if you drink before bed it alters you rem cycle and sometimes you never enter rem therefore it’s like you nodded out all night smh. ANYWAYS. NEXTTIME WE WILL GO OVER NATURAL INSOMNIA REMEDIES XX 🥰
2021-10-05 16:39:32 +0000 UTC View Post