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Just wanted to make sure you have sweet dreams 😘

I made Santa a little video to say thank you for my present this year…what Mrs.Claus doesn’t know won’t hurt her 😈 #MerryHumpDay🎄

HOLY CRAP I’m so fucking happy I gave this toy a second chance!!! ENJOY…I sure as fuck did…💦💦

No panties no problem

#MILFIE 💁🏻‍♀️📸

Santa’s belly ain’t the only thing that shakes like a bowl full of jelly

If you need need some Christmas cheer just insert your face right here (An original Christmas poem by Your Favorite Big Butt Milfy Slut)

Turns out you & Santa have something in common

In my house you’re allowed to open one present on Christmas Eve so I took the liberty of choosing for you 😏

I’m all ready for you to stuff my stockings 🎁

Squeeze down my chimney and fill me with cheer

Wake up. I need you to suck on my tits.

It’s been a stressful day. Mama needs a release…

I totally forgot to post this one with the others on Tuesday! I guess that means I get a spanking 😏

I finally popped my bean bag cherry (I didn’t even know I HAD a bean bag cherry) and it was FUCKING GLORIOUS 💦😩💦 Happy Hump Day!!!!

I’M smiling because I just humped the shit out of this bean bag. YOU’RE smiling because you know damn well I filmed it and will be posting it soon 😈

My ass is like the Bermuda Triangle for thongs

I’m your friend’s mom and I ask you to help me in the kitchen before my husband and son get home

I thought you deserved one more today 😘😘😘

They may only be B cups but these little puppies are a healthy handful and more than a mouthful each so I think we’re gonna be juuuust fine 😛

Side boob Saturday?

I got a killer facial about 20 minutes ago and some of the load shot into my left eye. I know it’s all red but I think it looks pretty because it shows what a good girl I am like a badge of honor ☺️

It’s cold and icy out and it makes me want to stay in my pjs, eat, fuck and watch movies all day 😌

I got new shoes so I had to break them in 💦😈💦 HAPPY HUMP DAY FROM THE HORNIEST MOM EVER!!!

Hips for days & my ass showing from the front 🤭

Ngl I want to use your tongue until it cramps up😈

I need your mouth so fucking badly right now 😩

UPDATE: THESE PANTIES HAVE BEEN SOLD!!! THE FIRST PERSON TO TIP $200 ON THIS POST GETS MY SEXY LITTLE THONG SHIPPED TO THEM TOMORROW!!! I wore these panties yesterday, had sex last night (yup that mens I had them on during foreplay when I was getting niiice and wet 💦) then put them BACK on and slept in them THEN woke up horny AF and masturbated in them 😩 My plan is to wear them to bed again tonight and masturbate again in them tomorrow morning before I ship them out 🥰 FUN FACT: I was given these panties at my bachelorette party 11 YEARS AGO so I can’t wait for someone else to enjoy them as much as I have 😈 They are slightly stretchy with cotton where it matters most 😏 More details below… I get my panties ready for 2 days and play in them as well 😈 so I will cum in them at LEAST once, if not twice (unless you tell me to do otherwise : ) I always film some of my playtime so when I post the video on my feed I’ll give you a heads up so you’ll know when you see that particular post that I was getting them ready for YOU ☺️ I will ALSO send you a personal thank you video of me putting them into the mailer with your address on it and sealing the package ☺️ Standard USPS Shipping is included, of course : ) but if you’d like them expedited, you’d just pay the additional costs- easy peasey 😘

In case of emergency you can use my ass as a flotation device 🛟

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