


I’m waiting for my Amazon package to arrive. Is this robe too much? Should I answer the door in it? I’d be like “Thank you for delivering my package, you strong and handsome deliver man!” He’d smile and hand me my package. I’d let go of my robe as I took the package from him, exposing my breasts. “Oops! I’m SO sorry. What was I thinking? Please forgive me. I’m just a lonely housewife trying to spice up my day.” He’d stare at my breasts, probably not hearing a thing I said and ask to come in. I’d grab his hand and lead him into my bedroom…