I used to be able to get lost in your shirts, they were men'..
Added 2022-08-07 17:00:17 +0000 UTCI used to be able to get lost in your shirts, they were men's size after all. But you fed me and pampered me and I grew lazier and fatter. And now my newfound obesity severed any access I had to your now too-small wardrobe.
