I’m watching this hot mom inside Target and oddly enough, th..

I’m watching this hot mom inside Target and oddly enough, the only thing I can think about is what her snatch smells like. I just want to go up and sniff it. Yep, call me a pervert and I won’t deny it.  So it’s bike week here, and it’s busy. It is been busy since the Daytona 500. But if you're a chick and at all decent looking, it’s simple. Just find a guy at the bar, walk up to him, and ask him if he wants to get out of there. When he says yes and stands up, simply sit down and take his seat. That is the advantage of having all the pussy and making all the rules.  I find that relationships are very similar to algebra. I look at my X and wonder Y. Again I’m just saying.  Every time I turn around, I notice that someone is criticizing someone. Well, at least I think they are because all these new age chicks always seem to be responding to some criticism that seems way out of place or completely outlandish. I think they make it up just for something to talk about, but I could be wrong. I know when I criticize someone, I like to walk a mile in their shoes first. That way, when I do criticize them, I’m a mile away and I have their shoes.  I am going to criticize people right now, so be prepared. I absolutely abhor people who lip-sync just about anything these days. Especially if they’re trying to be inspirational or act like bad asses. Apparently, all these kids these days are hundred percent bad asses. At least that’s what you would think from listening to their Tick-Tock’s. I guess they think it’s a talent when they sit around and lip-sync someone else’s thoughts as if they were their own. I am just going to say it. I feel compelled to say it. What a bunch of fucking morons. I guess it was kind of cool when the first two or three people did it, but any time anybody does anything on Tick-Tock, then 5 trillion other people have to do the exact same thing. It’s like a mindless bunch of dingdongs wandering around lip-synching things and doing weird dances. Well, that should do it for the rant. At least for now.  Someone asked me if I was good at multitasking. Absolutely. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time. That is what I call quality multitasking. Ready to hire me? I get lots of job offers. A lot of real estate people want to hire me, but that’s not going to happen. People try to get me to work in their offices and such, but what they really want is some chick to suck their dick when nobody’s looking. I get it. If I had an office, I would hire some good-looking studs just so I could suck their dick when nobody was looking. So I don’t blame them for trying. The thing is, if your dick game is strong enough, I’ll come to your office and suck your cock anyway, just for the fun of it. I’m just saying.