And just like that, my vagina has a date with a penis. A lar..
Added 2022-05-27 14:32:45 +0000 UTCAnd just like that, my vagina has a date with a penis. A large penis. True story. The first thing is he is married. Second, he has gone to counseling because his dick is too big. I know you think I'm just telling you a story, but this is honest to whatever slut god you believe in true. His wife complained his big dick was ruining her sex life. To the point, they went to doctors and therapists. They all had the same advice that she should practice stretching, which, and I'm just saying, who wants to stretch? I like that fucker tightly wrapped around the fat shaft and squeezing the life and or jizz right out of it. Am I right or what? Well, you wouldn't know. You don't have a vagina, or at least most of you don't. Anyway, where the fuck was I at on this? Oh yeah, dick too big, counseling, stretch it out. Turns out she just didn't want to fuck. Her loss, my gain. His dick is lovely. And it's really not that big. Certainly smaller than Bob's, and he fucking trashed by box and ass the other day, and I still want more. So this guy, he found me, or more aptly, my vagina introduced herself to his penis, and it wasn't long after that the said penis was pumping babies into my guts. But he moved to Palm Coast, which is kind of a hike, not really, but it is for me. So his penis wasn't making an entrance in my box anymore. Which was okay. I found some other dicks I liked, and we just moved on. Well, he is back, along with his sexless wife, who has been enjoying food just a little too much. I creeped on their IG page. What can I say, enquiring sluts want to know. They bought a house in Ormond, which is right around the corner. He is going to the title office to close on it, and right afterward, my vagina will be closing on his dick. I am looking forward to seeing this guy. He's fun. He likes to play along with my silly sex games. I like guys that want to play along with my silly sex games. I'm just saying. Dick size. I'm sure I'll be asked how big his dick is. In my mind, as I sit here right now. I would say 7 inches, maybe slightly over average in thickness. It's no Bob dick. Not even close. So, I will report to you on what his size actually is. I know I used to get confused that she thought his cock was too big. I always thought it was on the very small side of large.
