Someone asked me three things I look for in a guy, as in goo..
Added 2022-06-30 18:37:39 +0000 UTCSomeone asked me three things I look for in a guy, as in good things. I'm not too fond of that question in the way it's formed. I don't know what I like or want to like about each guy. It changes with each individual. How about we ask it like this. What is it I don't like in new guys? Thats easy. I don't like hearing about what a hero you are or how tough you might be. I don't care. If you are genuinely any of those things, I will never hear about it and will discover it on my own. Second thing. Your daily life isn't revolving around bars, booze, and drugs. Sex would be okay, but the rest I am not interested in. Third, don't try and change me, or worse yet, tell me how to run my business. In fact, don't even suggest something you are dying to say to me that you just know will make me a billionaire. Now, here's the thing. This like and don't like thing works in reverse. There are a million things guys don't like that new chicks do. I probably do most of them. I'm certainly not faithful, and I am more interested in your dog than your job, even if you happen to be an astronaut. I'm likely to play with your dick in public places because I like playing with dicks in public places. I will get mad if you don't let me. I won't lie to you even when you really want me to. "Is my dick smaller than most guys? Yes, yes it is." "Did you really fuck the guy I have to work with every day?" Yes, I did, and I hope you are good at your job because he makes you look pathetic when it cums to fucking." Ah, fuck, after thinking about it, it's probably better to be my side dick than it is my boyfriend. I'm just saying.
