Oh well, If I can't get plumber dick in the kitchen, I'll ea..

Oh well, If I can't get plumber dick in the kitchen, I'll eat @deauxma in the kitchen. Just saying. The plumber made me think of her so I put this video up! So the 2nd plumber sucked, and so did Bob, his dick was amazing, but Bob was his usual dickhead self. The 2nd plumber wasn't a bad-looking guy and got the job done. He did ramble on and on about current politics. Excuse me while I blow dinner a little bit. Which would be sperm, so I doubt that would be so appealing the second time around. Sure, I talk politics, just not with people I have never met before. Did I agree with him? Sure, but it was kind of off-putting how into the whole thing he was. I know guys who have skin in the game, as in the service, and they don't ramble on and on about it. I get it. Things are all kinds of wonky right now. The world will correct itself. It always does. If it doesn't, oh well, hope you lived the best life you could while you were here. I have regrets, mainly that I didn't start porn earlier and not waste my time in school and as a respiratory therapist. I made a few bad moves here and there. Who doesn't? Other than that, I have been pretty much blessed with a badass ride to date. I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Just saying. Anyway, Bob. Bob fucked me into a tard. It was embarrassing. He made me kiss his balls for five minutes. I kissed his balls for five minutes... and I liked it. There is something gut-wrenching about being the property of a 28 yr olds penis. It feels so horrible and so amazing at the same time. I can't figure out which way I'm going. I just know he makes me cum so hard I can't breathe. He felt so huge inside of me. Like he was moving things around to accommodate his dick. I wish I could have a camera on the tip of his dick so I could watch him pump his lump of sperm inside me. It feels like he bottoms out inside of me when he starts dumping his cum in me. Like my, V-bottom is getting power washed in jizz. It is so deep there is no way I wouldn't get knocked up if I could. His swimmers are already at the end of the pool before they even start. It really would be cool to see that on video. Anyway, what his dick does to me defies logic. That's okay. I think sex is better than logic. I just can't prove it. Ahhh, shit. I got off base, and now I don't know where I'm going with this. I'll summarize. Bob is an asshole, but his dick makes my asshole sing. Plus, he's beautiful and fun to look at while his cock, even more, beautiful than he is, is slipping in and out of me. I hate him. I would take soundproof ear muffs, so I don't have to listen to him, but then I wouldn't be able to hear him tell me what his penis wants. I can't have that. It must be fun to own a cock like that. I'm just saying.