Sometimes I run into chicks online, not that I'm talking to ..

Sometimes I run into chicks online, not that I'm talking to them or anything. I just happened across them. They make me want to be entirely gay for at least a week. I'm just saying. They annoy me because they annoy my pussy. It gets frustrated, and then I get frustrated, and before I know it, I'm doing weird things with vibrators and dildos. I'll shut up. I just wanted to share that because I often think I can't be the only one doing this, can I? Everyone wants a partner or 30 in crime. I am working on the add on-site, which is entirely free to anyone who subscribes. There are no ads and no upsells, no bullshit. Just porn that I don't have the exact paperwork requirements for OF. I made it, and I intend for you to see it if you wish. Pick up lines. Yes, now and then, someone throws them out there. No, they don't work. At least not with me. Have I tried them on anyone with success? Not really. Once when I was back in school and still figuring out exactly how a penis works, I pinched a guy's dick when we were making out and said it was a snakebite and I should suck the poison out. Oddly enough, I never had the pleasure of emptying his testicles, nor did I ever see or hold his dick, for that matter. Not for lack of trying. I was too much for him. He ran away and never came back. You know, now that I think about it, back then, if a girl sucked a dick, it was a big deal. If she sucked a dick and swallowed the sperm, it was something for the nightly news. It freaked guys out when I would experiment with their dicks and their jizz. I needed to know, and there was only one way to find out... suck and fuck the cum right out of the balls. Thinking back, I did have an obsession with eating sperm. For years that's the only way I let guys cum. In my throat. Not because I didn't want it anywhere else, I just couldn't get enough of swallowing sperm. Probably was a sign I was a bit oversexed. That might be an understatement. You know, when I watch the wonderment in Connor's eyes as I do the things I do to his cock, those guys way back then should all be writing me thank you notes. I am just saying.