I used to get mad at guys who shot jizz in my eyes. I mean, ..
Added 2022-09-03 16:01:12 +0000 UTCI used to get mad at guys who shot jizz in my eyes. I mean, I'm sitting there with my mouth open. I'm not going to spit it out. I'm going to eat whatever you put in it. But no, you shoot it in my eye, which makes me close my mouth and miss out on a cum lunch. Just close your eyes, Brooke, you say. I don't want to. I want to see it. Watching your sperm leave your dick destined for my belly is one of my life's greatest pleasures. But I know now you have no control. It's obvious. I should have known this all along. Still, I blamed you. But trying to hit my open mouth is like shooting a bullseye with a pistol while jumping on a trampoline. It isn't going to happen. I'll just have to wear swimmers goggles or something. Which if you think about it, "swimmers goggles" is an appropriate term in this situation. Do you know what's worse than getting jizz in the eyes? And I mean way worse. In my hair. I have to wash it to get it out. I can't count how many times I have gone through my day with stiff strands of dried sperm hair. I can just wipe the missed jizz off of my face. If it's in the hair, until it's washed, you look like someone put shoe lace tips in your hair. Stupid joke, but it's true. Look. I say things. I say things I think are funny. Mainly because they seem to ring true to something in my life, but I should get an award for this one. The best part is it's absolutely true. Are you ready? I know a guy who cries every time he cums. Every time he masturbates, it's a real tear-jerker. It sounded funnier in my head. The story is true, though. I know more than a few guys who cry when they cum. Go figure.
