I am going to get myself stretched from the inside later tod..

I am going to get myself stretched from the inside later today. Bob is cumming over. He has discovered what science has known since caveman days...that wedding cake reduces sex drive in women. His wife has decided getting pumped by Bob's magical dick isn't for her. I warned him. Now he's stuck like Chuck. And she wants a baby. My advice? See Bob run. I'm just saying. This was never going to work from the start. He was sticking his cock in my guts days after saying I do. Not that I'm complaining... I would have married his dick if that was a thing. Politics. It is driving the world these days. You can't believe everything you hear, but repeating it like you do has become a thing. Scott asked me if I thought about him when I was fucking other people. I said, "No, I don't think about you when they have their dick inside of me. But, I do think about them when it's your dick inside of me, and if I cum with you, it's because I imagine it's their cock inside of me." Probably not a good thing to say to a guy with a fragile ego, but it's the truth. Now every time he puts his dick in me, he will wonder who I'm thinking about. Good. I like that. I'm getting that tingling feeling just thinking about it. See... there are benefits to everything. Now I want to fuck Scott and stare at him intensely while he's pumping my pussy and make him wonder whose cock I'm thinking about at that exact moment. He is probably going to get some epic cock drainings shortly. The truth will set you free. And empty your balls... don't forget that part. Was I a good parent? I was asked that. I said probably not. I mean, I thought I did an excellent job of childproofing the house, but they still got back in. She said she didn't like my humor. I said I wasn't kidding. She didn't get that last part. Neither will anyone else. I think it is slick how I slid that in at the end. I'm proud of that one. Nobody else will be, but I am 😉 MILF's worry about their online appearance. What don't they understand? A MILF is an older chick. She isn't supposed to look 18. If she looks 18 and has a kid, she is probably a stripper who made some questionable decisions. She isn't a MILF, a GILF, or an ILF of any sort. There should be rules to being a MILF. MILF's should have to have some kind of success in life. They can't be drunks or addicts, or psychopaths. Otherwise, you lump all the good ones in with the crackheads. Why, you might be asking? So they don't have ulterior motives for sticking dicks inside themselves. A MILF should have their own money and be self-reliant. Or at least have a husband with a ton of cash. That way, it's all about the sex and nothing but the sex. When you stick your dick in a MILF it's because she wants it inside her more than you want to put it there. Kind of like me. It's the reason I type all this word salad crap out... because I like being a MILF or a GILF or any ILF. It's my badge of honor. I know... it doesn't take much to make me happy, but who cares. It works for me.