I got mechanically laid this morning. Then a few hours later..

I got mechanically laid this morning. Then a few hours later, I got real dick laid. I wish it would have been real dick laid from the start, but that isn't going to change, so I'll take it. It was good. He nailed me from behind, and boom, he sent me right down the cum trail. I like it. Puts me in a good mood. Christmas shopping. I hate doing it, yet it has to be done. So I'm on it. Hence this goofy little video. There is this thing called The Tremor. It's a serious vibrating cum factory of a machine. I want it. It's expensive, though, like almost $900. So, if I could get 90 of you to tip me $10, I would ride that thing 24/7. Or feel free to send me the winning lotto numbers. A pound of gold. I'd say Krypto, but I know a lot of you are still having a hard time sitting on your ass after that fucking that dude gave you. Anyway, I have to have it. My twat demands it. I rode a Sybian once, and I soaked the fucking thing. I would have gotten a Sybian if it wasn't for the fact the seat is like some kind of leather-type stuff that you could only wipe off but by then, it had already soaked up all the jizz and such. It had an odor then, and I bet it's foul by now. The Tremor is rubber-type stuff, and it was pointed out to me that it's dishwasher safe. How would you like to open the dishwasher door and find that? On the subject of videos. I have a follower who often lets me know how many things he hates about me. He's been around for a long time, so maybe he just gets cranky now and then. Today he has informed me that I talk, and talk, and talk, and say really dumb shit. Of course, most of that was misspelled, so it appears we may both be dumbshits in our own special way. Even better, he hates my "male voice." It's a significant turn-off for him. I found the solution for both of us. Turn the volume off on your device. Just turn it off. It will be like I'm silent, and you can pretend it would be a high-pitched, super feminine voice if I did talk. Anyway, he probably won't be a subscriber much longer after this, and I hate to see him go, but who needs that kind of crap in their day? Nobody.