Muscles, tits, and clits...what more could you ask for? If i..
Added 2022-12-14 00:04:06 +0000 UTCMuscles, tits, and clits...what more could you ask for? If it was me and I had a dick...I'd be thinking, how about doing something about this piece of iron for a start? Anyway, this isn't what I wanted to post today. Things went haywire, as life sometimes does, and spent half my day in the vet's office with Rudy. He blew out his knee, and won't put any weight on it. So he will need surgery. Now, since I'm in porn it is customary for me to ask for 3.2 million dollars to pay for this world tragedy. So let's not waste time here. Pull a 2nd mortgage on your house, sell your car, cash in your stocks and send me everything you have. Just kidding. I save for emergencies like this, plus I pay for pet insurance. But do feel free to send me 3.2 million dollars if you have it laying around. I'll buy you a Grape Slurpee to show my appreciation. I was going to get fucked today. Rudy shot that one right out of the water. Looks like I'll be riding a breeding stick tomorrow though so hopefully that pans out. It better dammit.
