Why is life not like a porn? 😫 I couldn’t sleep last night,..
Added 2021-03-07 12:57:31 +0000 UTCWhy is life not like a porn? 😫 I couldn’t sleep last night, so I was just on my phone, when I heard some noises from the room next door. After a second I realized the couple who lives there was having sex and the noises were the girl’s moans. It might be weird, but I love when girls moan, so I listened to it a little and started to think about how much I want a life to be like porn sometimes. Can you imagine? I would hear the moaning, get up from the bed, put just a bathrobe on my naked body and go knock on their door. They would open it and I’d just ask if I can join them. That’s it. We would fuck until the morning, enjoy every second of that wild night and then become the best fuck-neighbours for life. How awesome would that be?
