Rant (will delete): I need a man who can actually fix someth..

Rant (will delete): I need a man who can actually fix something around the house! Or at least afford to hire someone! I’m so over having to stay silent when the shower tiles have not been done for over 3 years (yes I shower with just the water board around me and one wall of tile that’s not grouted), every time I sit on the bathroom seat, it fucking slides everywhere. And I was told today to “fix it and stop bitching” because I said something this morning for the first time in years!!! Now I’m trying to google how to tighten it and it says I could just use a screw driver but this has been a daily problem, even after tightening, so I imagine I need a stabilizer? Which involves a drill? And for some reason, even after YouTube videos, I can’t figure out how to use one. On top of that, this mf, don’t like to do shit. I take him on a hike, he bitches a half mile in. When I actually have money and offer to go to the ocean for the day or weekend, he doesn’t want to go, it’s literally the end of the world for him. And when we do go, he never smiles! Unless someone falls! Also, he couldn’t even handle a 3 hour flight to Cabo! Right after I got off an 11 hour flight from Greece (and then 5 hours from Washington DC)!!! Anyways. I need someone who is nice and mature enough to communicate. And I need someone who knows how to build a home! I have wayyyyyy too many dreams and wants in this world to be held back. I would honestly be better off if I bought my own house and just had guys come through and help me with certain things like fucking tile!!! And then for payment we could fuck. Also, I could just have some of y’all help pay my mortgage and you can come over and fuck at least once a week and then dip. Or fuck it, you can even stay for a lil. Doesn’t that sound nice? And you can do whatever you want! I don’t care if you have a woman, or obligations. Just stop by whenever! One man could be enough, but he’d have to be really ambitious because I want a whole ass almond orchard, a farm, I also plan on turning part of my property into a wedding venue so I need help building a barn or a structure for that. And if you help, I’ll give you a percentage! We can make money and have sex all the time. My image of a perfect life. And side note, I LOVE to cook and bake. So you’ll get two types of cake 🍰 💦