What many of you *don't know* is that I have been a TV and r..

What many of you *don't know* is that I have been a TV and radio psychic medium for over 33 years and moved to a particularly haunted neighborhood this week. I have been renovating a 114-year-old mansion and doing most of the work myself, with my 2 pups, Luna and Roni. I have a heckling neighbor across the street. We will call him *S*, his house is now a museum, and he's been dead since the 1930s. **So far, S has:** 1. called me 'the secretary' when we did some work in the Museum last week before the paranormal investigators shoed up. 2.  Asked me if I was a whore when I explained what a vibrator was (because I was comparing the paranormal people's equipment and benefits of Mediums to fingers and vibes) 3. Yelled "Don't take the Lord's name in vain" across the street when I was doing the walkways and cursed. 4. Asked why I couldn't afford someone to clean today when I collected the Amazon. 5. He also told me *repeatedly* when @witchgidget and I helped with the Museum before the paranormal people came with their machines to tell the 'workers' there that he wanted a TV because he was a man of progress and was bored. He's not creepy. He's sarcastic and a bit arrogant when you get to know him. Dry wit, kinda quiet, and chauvinistic. He doesn't say *many* words, but he knows how to push my buttons.He will also stand on *his* lawn and holler his droll comments. I did tell him to stfu and mind his own damned business after the walkway incident and he was quiet until yesterday.His house is one of the most haunted spots in the county. Beautiful house. They are a privately funded museum and do need more visitors. I just want to keep S busy so he spends less time heckling me. He's not creepy.